We welcome dissatisfaction

posted on 8 Dec 2013 in Chinglish

No need to thank us, your frown says it all…

Photo courtesy of L.G.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Rocky I appreciate being inconvenienced.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, we know; you’re here for the inconvenience.

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So politely repaired

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rocky Lee, son of Bruce Lee

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you appreciate inconvenience, you could do worse than go on one of those Japanese game shows!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for the inconvenience, but I miss the incontinence

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    PLEASE NOTE: In case you can’t cause any inconvenience or the Japanese Television is in order, please visit the Convenience Discomfort Report Center

  8. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you say – “The ding dong motel?”

  9. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Cyberdyne Series TV-800’s are self-repairing.

  10. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    I am the Guandong Hong Kong Ning Nong, and I approve this massage.

  11. Marum | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE.

    Incontinence is not recommended on top of the TV.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Mr. Stallone,

    You Rock on TV, and I’m out of control!

    GUESTS

  13. GwydionM | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    “We’re Chinese, any way to get back at Japan is welcome”.

  14. GwydionM | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone complaining loudly will be shown Mr Lee’s Eye of the Tiger

  15. Sparky | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wondering what memo the unvalued guests received.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    In China, Japanese Television is repairing YOU!

  17. Mark | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    got to love these self repairing Japanese TV’s

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Inconvenience killed the cat. Television brought it back.

  19. timmy | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    YO ARIAN!!!

  20. timmy | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    “I would like to report intercourse discomfort after visiting Guandong hotel.”

  21. James | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Valued Guests,

    To appreciate your inconvenience, please accept this gift of a *free* signed letter of apology from the one and only Rocky Lee.

    ~~~~~~

    Rocky Lee

  22. MICKEYGREENEYES | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yours truly, offspring of Sly and Bruce.

  23. NoizeBomb | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Inconveniences are appreciated because they will prosecute them for complaining about the unavailable channels. Btw, I think this is a repost.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Now showing on all other channels- “An Inconvenient Truth”. We hope you appreciate.

  25. Big Fat Cat | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    The repairman is called Naruto!

  26. Chuck | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The bride and I got lost on our honeymoon. We saw a car at the side of the road and stopped to ask directions.
    The windows were steamed up but I knocked anyway.
    When the window finally opened I asked, “How far is the Guangdong Inn ?”
    All I got was a black eye.

  27. Jøshua | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe if I can read that in English I don’t need to watch Japanese TV.

  28. pasdrole | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    You want Japanese TV in China, you go to Intercourse Discomfort Report Center and you watch in there. Japanese TV free in Yelling Dental Clinic. Your discomfort much appreciated!

  29. Mr. Wrong | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Glad I could be of inconvenience.

  30. Petey | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fortunately, most cuests were in this cunstruction for the inconvenience.

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