When size DOES count

posted on 7 Dec 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

We just crossed the thin line between agony and ecstasy

Spotted in Korea.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Lubricationly speaking.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    It’s a bone of contention really

  3. Fady | 4:04 am |

    Even sex needs regulations and supervision

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Well its this way or that

  5. Tong | 4:10 am |

    I am not happy with my partner, towards the end of our intercourse, she asked me the most insulting 3 short words to a man. “Is it in?”

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    There’s no discomfort in the center. It’s all around the outside!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    – But why did you come here then?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    I’m Dick Hertz and I endorse this message.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    A girl reported that she and her boyfriend always practised safe sex, and the only discomfort was from lying on the safe.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    – Next time, don’t turn on the ‘Do me lamp’ button and you will be all right

  11. GwydionM | 4:38 am |

    Ladies who have teeth down there should brush them regularly

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Q: What’s worse than a dead puppy on your piano?
    A: A diseased pussy on your organ.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |

    Endure and do not enjoy

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    – Your name?
    – Oh So Young Gang Porn Ho Soon

  15. Frank Burns | 6:16 am |

    Rule # 5; Do not do it on a sandy beach without a towel.

  16. MICKEYGREENEYES | 6:18 am |

    Thank God! Would you please tell him he has to take his tighty whities off first? He won’t listen to ME!

  17. jjhitt | 6:36 am |

    Just another day at the Suck Ho Building.

  18. jjhitt | 6:51 am |

    Emergency Responce Team is launching KY Jelly drones in 5..4..3…:

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:55 am |

    We used to smoke after intercourse, but then we discovered KY jelly!

  20. timmy | 6:55 am |

    “We just got another complaint about someone named John Holmes, that’s the seventh one today”

  21. Sparky | 7:09 am |

    Two Irishmen were discussing their needs over a Guinness. Sean said to Mick, “I need some sex in the worst way.”

    Mick said, “That would be standing up in a hammock Lad.”

  22. Sparky | 7:10 am |

    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?” The man answered, “Not that well… when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!”

  23. Sparky | 7:12 am |

    Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening.” So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: “Did you hear something?” “No!” said the Invisible Man, “But my ass hurts like hell!”

  24. Frank Burns | 7:45 am |

    Rule# 6; Icy Hot should not be used as a lubricant.

  25. Frank Burns | 7:46 am |

    How do you think I got the name Frank Burns anyhow?

  26. Chuck | 8:13 am |

    Again, it’s endure or enjoy.

  27. iLock | 9:21 am |

    The politically correct term for a rape crisis centre?

  28. iLock | 9:39 am |

    -Do you know the name of the offender you want to report?
    -Yes, he just kept on saying “I’m Ray Ping Yu, I’m Ray Ping Yu!”

  29. Marum | 9:49 am |

    LOOK. Can I volunteer as a tester.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:38 am |

    Sperman Returns

  31. Big Fat Cat | 11:14 am |

    Is Sum Ting Wong with Tis?

  32. NoizeBomb | 6:01 pm |

    For when the nether regions feel like a vice.

  33. Marum | 3:42 am |

    @timmy. Wait till you get to 13.

  34. Marum | 3:42 am |

    She won’t even be able to write between the lines.

  35. Geiginni | 12:49 pm |

    “…but where do I go to complain about the lousy handjob that left me all chafed?”

  36. iLock | 3:59 am |

    You got ID? …Intercourse Discomfort, that is…

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