Admit it – you arrived in a site

posted on 19 Jan 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Robert Seib.
Spotted in Japan.  

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    No parking

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Don’t ask us we won’t let you anyway

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Once its in, you can prohibit all you like.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    You are welcome without permission!

  5. Marum | 4:13 am |

    Two desperate young lovers decided to have a “quickie” under their parked 4WD wagon.

    After a while they are interrupted by a policeman. Who says: “Driver. You have not put on your handbrake.”

    The bloke replies; ‘How do you know?’

    Policeman: “It rolled away ten minutes ago, and I have thousand witnesses here to prove it.”

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    All your site are belong to it!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    – Who is it?
    – Zen!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Maybe we should stay out of site until it leaves.

  9. Marum | 4:26 am |

    Also. Your reversing camera will have its lens poked out.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Does it prohibit it strictly or is it just happy to see us?

  11. Jellychop | 4:27 am |

    And we and it will be issued a site-ation.

  12. Marum | 4:32 am |

    The first character on the second line seems emphatic.

    The “4HE”, looks like they have 4 tons of high-explosive to enforce the rule.

  13. Marum | 4:35 am |

    Ah! But what is “it”.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    This is a burial site. Parking here is a grave mistake.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |

    It is Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

  16. Marum | 4:40 am |

    This is a site for sore eyes.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    @Marum: “It” must be a toad. As in- “Authorised parking only. All others will be toad.”

  18. Marum | 4:43 am |

    If you park here, you may take a brown paper bag to the office, to collect the remains of your car.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |

    Shortly, it has us decline

  20. Sparky | 6:52 am |

    Site is the new Honda SUV and it has the Auto-park function. They are being recalled to be reprogrammed.

  21. jjhitt | 7:04 am |

    It signs the citation and it appears in traffic court or it gets the hose again.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |

    It is made at here!

  23. J-Luke | 9:56 am |

    “We arrive in a site and it parks without permission”
    Sounds like my neighborhood all right…

  24. Chuck | 11:26 am |

    Angel parking only.
    All others can go to hell.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:20 pm |

    WARNING: In case it dogs, It prohibits it strictly without permission, punishes it, removes it and parks

  26. Jim_S | 2:09 pm |

    Rule don’t apply to it.

  27. pasdrole | 4:05 pm |

    ERROR 404

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:31 pm |

    No Understanding at Any Time.

  29. Jøshua | 3:39 am |

    We are not amused.

  30. kioku | 11:00 am |

    What a hypocritical site! Parking without permission and then not strictly not allowing you to do so. I would never go to that site again!

  31. rayray | 12:13 pm |

    then it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

  32. Snufleupagus | 7:17 pm |

    And then it puts on the lotion.

  33. Joanne Gray | 1:49 pm |

    It puts the turtlewax on its tin, else it gets the hose again.

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