Happy Everyday

Hello friend, wanna share my thing?

Photo courtesy of Emma Phythian-Hancock.
Bag found at a Korean gift shop. 

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    You stick it in here

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    The firends will hose it out for you

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    I’ll be happy when the fire ends and I can get some ash.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    Is this a keyhole or is the thing just happy to see me?

  5. DrLex | 5:16 am |

    Bumper harvest time. Also known as “Pedestrian harvest” in Carmageddon.

  6. jjhitt | 5:21 am |

    My bumper or yours?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |

    It never happy to me

  8. jjhitt | 5:30 am |

    Brace yourselves; fenders are coming.

  9. jjhitt | 5:31 am |

    Enjoy today, tomorrow someone may stick a key up your nose.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:41 am |

    Hello, firends, especially ladies with big bumpers. Come spend some quality time with my thing. I call him Mr. Happy! You will too.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:42 am |

    A keyhole? Hey, I’ve tried every other kind!

  12. pasdrole | 5:44 am |

    meth bib

  13. DrLex | 5:46 am |

    It’s a specialday bumper harvest time. I have polished my chrome bullbars and am ready to scoop up some cows.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |

    Bumper harvest time isn’t what it used to be. Most cars don’t have them these days.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    There’s a problem with sharing a happy thing. It gets spots on it.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:25 am |

    Happy New Bumper!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |

    I can see happiness through the keyhole…

  18. Peter | 7:38 am |

    Desire for the bumper or the thing?

  19. Enclave | 7:40 am |

    Happiness comes with the bumper harvest!

  20. Sparky | 7:43 am |

    A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent’s bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb?”

  21. Frank Burns | 7:46 am |

    Well, I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key,
    I think we ought to get together and try democracy.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:15 am |

    I’m gonna make you my regular specialday night thing.

  23. Marum | 10:01 am |

    I looked carefly at my thing in a mirror. I can’t tell by its expression, whether it is happy or not.

  24. Marum | 10:11 am |

    Hmm! If ng is facing inthat direction, it won’t be up to sharing anything.

  25. Marum | 10:15 am |

    Damn. If your thing is facing in that direction, it won’t be up to sharing anything.

  26. Trixie | 10:38 am |

    Listen buster. You will need a stronger key than that to unlock my play cenre.

  27. WorrierPrincess | 3:18 pm |

    Bumper Harvest Day, when every woman cries out,”Dear God! What is that happy thing?”

  28. RT | 4:27 pm |

    grrl, you look so good when you back that thang up.

  29. Lollerskate | 8:28 pm |

    Is that the man with the thing seen from above?

  30. iLock | 9:31 pm |

    Must be Siamese twins.

  31. Jøshua | 10:11 pm |

    Oh is it Happy Everyday again? I forgot to get you a gift, I’m so sorry, I’m sure I’ll remember next time.

  32. Droll not Troll | 12:57 am |

    @Peter: It’s the day to bump happy things together! 😉

  33. Droll not Troll | 1:00 am |

    ♪ ♫
    Happy everyday to you
    Happy specialday to you
    Happy everyday to everyone
    And your happy thing, too. ♪ ♫

  34. Jøshua | 12:18 am |

    Card and gift sales for Happy Everyday have boosted GDP 4000% but our nations resources are nearly tapped out. With in two months.

  35. kemi242 | 3:35 am |

    Happy everyday! I’m going to harvest some bumpers, and share.them with you.

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