Is that lame’s wool?

posted on 13 Jan 2014 in Toys

An elephone never forgets… phone numbers?

Photo courtesy of Brontë Hock. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh Lame Chick, elephone

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The elephone no I think its a cantelope.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hello, lame?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 0  

    Elephones are for making trunk calls.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy! I see pink telephant!

  6. Jellychop | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When I use the elephone all I ever hear is trumpeting.
    Guess I need bigger ears

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The white animal to the right of the lame- is it a lamer or an alpacker?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    if you’re seeing pink elephones it’s time to cut down on the dringing.

  9. Tong | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not wearing that! The chick elephone looks so lame!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the Rion?

  11. timmy | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    If Barry is a lame duck, I guess that makes Michelle a lame chick.

  12. DrLex | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I have only one word for this carrying case:
    lame.

  13. DrLex | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder the portable elephone never caught on. People were not willing to widen all the doors in their house.

  14. Stopchicks | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Elephones, tigers and lames, oh my!

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Two chicks? Yep, sounds like my score from last weekend!

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s lamé .

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Toys ‘R’ Llame

  18. Sparky | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Once there was an elephant,
    Who tried to use the telephant—
    No! no! I mean an elephone
    Who tried to use the telephone—
    (Dear me! I am not certain quite
    That even now I’ve got it right.)
    Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
    Entangled in the telephunk;
    The more he tried to get it free,
    The louder buzzed the telephee—
    (I fear I’d better drop the song
    Of elephop and telephong!)

    Laura Elizabeth Richards

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    50% lame / 50% cool

  20. Marum | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Q. Why was the Elephant wearing sunglasses.

    A. So he could be incognito.

    Q. What do you see, if you see an Elephant wearing sunglasses?

    A. An Elephant incognito.

  21. Marum | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am an Elephant during foreplay, a Tiger in the bed, and a Lame the next morning.

  22. Lora | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Speaking of lame, there once was a dog with three legs who walked into a saloon and said, “I’m lookin’ for the guy who shot my poor Paw!”

    I guess that joke was more lame than the dog.

  23. GwydionM | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    An elephone never rings twice

  24. Marum | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT.
    Actually, it is an Allpecker.

  25. pasdrole | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Dude, that girl friendzoned me after I told her I’d been crushing.’
    ‘Man, that chick is lame.’
    ‘Naw bro, I texted her with my elephone and it crushed her.’

  26. pasdrole | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Download our new free ringtone ‘Babar,’ available now in the Elephone AppStore!

  27. Frank Burns | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst zoo ever.

  28. James | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    GOP does the Obamaphone.

  29. Chuck | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Q: Waddya get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinocerous ?

    A: Ellephino !

    (I know, lame joke, unless you’re seven.)

  30. Strikhedonic | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That poor elephone, it looks like it can barely walk it’s legs are so short!

  31. Jøshua | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Land line? Thats his trunk.

  32. Lollerskate | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah! Now we know what grandma makes those christmas sweaters with!

  33. Peter | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    elephant zones or elephone zants . . . anybody?

  34. Enclave | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The elephone goes “&&&&@$”
    The lame goes “baaaaah”
    The tiger goes “mooooo”

  35. Megaman X! | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    LAME lame.

  36. Ken | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lame duckling AND a pink elephone?

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