Is your sister home?

They are married with children

Mum, what’s dad doing in my sister’s room?
Don’t worry darling, come to my room…

Wang Fook Tu Long / Sum Ting Wong
Suck Ho Bldg. 1
Longdong
(Maid in China)

In flashing red lights too.

And we have the CCTV to prove it

They’re into hullabaloo

They stop at naught

Everybody’s in rude health.

Home of Master Bates and Miss Demeanour.

World wonder exotic conspiracy of Brain Jolly Kids, male and female duck and chopsticks.

It’s that vaudeville act, the Aristocrats.

The family that plays together, stays together.

It makes you live longer.

You get 7 -9 years for that.

The ultimate ; “Round The World”

Grandma, no!

If you can make the whole family in one night. You get frequent flyer points.

While you are eating, you get a “smiley” free.

Is that a tree?

Or are you just extra pleased to see us?.

This bloke has been out in the centre of Aust for 12 months, core-drilling for an oil company.

When he gets back to Brissie he buys some beer and rings up for a lady. Who should arrive but a little Asian woman.

“you’ll never do!” he says. “I could carry you upstairs on it.”

‘Ah yes.’ she replies. “But could you carry me down afterwards?’

It’s like ordering a ‘Happy Family’ plate, only hottter and much happier.

– Mommy? Perhaps I should become queen.

House Of 1,000 Spankings

The Manson family’s farm teem.

I expected the Lannisters to live somepace… fancier.

The Chinese version of the Simpsons with a twist.

Is that a solar-powered, brick outhouse ??!!

– Darling, I’m homo!

I never use to have faith in the incest community but they have really come into their own.

The house in the neighbourhood nobody lets their kids go to for dinner.

I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you’re naked with your family. Perhaps they know.

Maybe that security camera should be inside the building.

Naughty but neat.

Similar to Happy Family, except instead of King Prawns they use dildoes.