Is your sister home?

posted on 27 Jan 2014 in Buildings, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Found in China. 

33 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They are married with children

  2. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Mum, what’s dad doing in my sister’s room?
    Don’t worry darling, come to my room…

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Wang Fook Tu Long / Sum Ting Wong
    Suck Ho Bldg. 1
    Longdong
    (Maid in China)

  4. algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In flashing red lights too.

  5. algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    And we have the CCTV to prove it

  6. algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re into hullabaloo

  7. GwydionM | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    They stop at naught

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody’s in rude health.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of Master Bates and Miss Demeanour.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    World wonder exotic conspiracy of Brain Jolly Kids, male and female duck and chopsticks.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s that vaudeville act, the Aristocrats.

  12. Marum | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    The family that plays together, stays together.

  13. Marum | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes you live longer.

    You get 7 -9 years for that.

  14. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    The ultimate ; “Round The World”

  15. Coffeebot | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Grandma, no!

  16. Marum | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can make the whole family in one night. You get frequent flyer points.

  17. Marum | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    While you are eating, you get a “smiley” free.

  18. Marum | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Is that a tree?

    Or are you just extra pleased to see us?.

  19. Marum | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    This bloke has been out in the centre of Aust for 12 months, core-drilling for an oil company.

    When he gets back to Brissie he buys some beer and rings up for a lady. Who should arrive but a little Asian woman.

    “you’ll never do!” he says. “I could carry you upstairs on it.”

    ‘Ah yes.’ she replies. “But could you carry me down afterwards?’

  20. jjhitt | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like ordering a ‘Happy Family’ plate, only hottter and much happier.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy? Perhaps I should become queen.

  22. Frank Burns | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    House Of 1,000 Spankings

  23. Frank Burns | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Manson family’s farm teem.

  24. Biff the Understudy | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I expected the Lannisters to live somepace… fancier.

  25. Big Fat Cat | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    The Chinese version of the Simpsons with a twist.

  26. Chuck | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a solar-powered, brick outhouse ??!!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    – Darling, I’m homo!

  28. Sparky | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I never use to have faith in the incest community but they have really come into their own.

  29. Jack | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The house in the neighbourhood nobody lets their kids go to for dinner.

  30. Anomoly | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you’re naked with your family. Perhaps they know.

  31. Jøshua | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe that security camera should be inside the building.

  32. Mark | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naughty but neat.

  33. Petey | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Similar to Happy Family, except instead of King Prawns they use dildoes.

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