It’s a shame they’re open

Kills two birds with the one stone I suppose

Dishonoring doesn’t seem popular

Sir, for the fifth time, you need to go to the Dishonoring Office first, before we can provide you any counselling.

A branch of the NSA. They know what you’ve been doing!

– Could you humiliate me, please – I can’t find the Toilet Information Center

The Deflowering Office is in the basement.

Do not dishonourably discharge yourself at this counter.

We are not racist. We don’t just dishonour Czechs.

If office is closed, please feel free to degrade yourself.

The facility does not work because of its hair condition

It’s not the heat that bothers me, it’s the humiliation.

@Algernon. This bloke who had only one testicle, got married. Within 2 years his wife died.

So, he got married again. Within 2 years he was dead.

Which disproves the old theory: You cannot kill two birds with one stone.

Staffed by the Gang of Four.

Right next door to being-hit-on-the-head lessons.

To see our Customer Service Manager, ask for Harry Carry.

They should send mayor Rob Ford there.

Please select either “no breach” or “no observance”.

Insulting branch of ‘Barking deer meat fried breast Agency’

The office is never opened because the position of dishonoring officer could not be filled.

@Frank B : Love it.
( you get one guess to where I live! )

@Chuck: Toronto has lots of good Chinese restaurant.. Rob Ford doesn’t have to go to China for the food.

-hey, is this the dishonoring cent-
-hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.

@BFC: It’s the Burger King Drive-throughs that he looks for !

Counselling necessary indeed for any tourist after having visited a country like this (!!)