Let’s celebrate your guts!

posted on 18 Jan 2014 in Media

Photo courtesy of Claude Rollande.
Spotted in Japan.  

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want get something of your stomach

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Was it something I ate

  3. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Who has the guts to enter the illuminated Kannawa spa?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The winter festival is held at the alimentary school.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The ropeway ran out of rope and they had to find a substitute.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    One of those annal festivals

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to use my guts for boweling

  8. jjhitt | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll skip the Crap Shoot event.

  9. Sparky | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    No guts, no gory.

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Winter Guts Festival! Tell your friends! Tell your enemas!

  11. Frank Burns | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “Take me down to Beppu City where the grass is green and the guts are gritty, Oh won’t you please take me home.”

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Once again, we apologise for the incontinence.

  13. Marum | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a Beer Belly Competition?
    They used to have them at the old Chevron in Surfers.

  14. Marum | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Jump into the illuminated spa and show your shortcomings to the world.

  15. Marum | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mummy! I hate Tommy’s guts.”

    ‘Be quiet, and eat your dinner dear.’

  16. Marum | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t like swimming naked in the spa. I get gravel-rash.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it allowed to play with balls?

  18. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd.. Only if you don’t use your teeth.

  19. Marum | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Beppu ropeway, is actually the rope that rings the bell at the local Catholic Church.

    One day one of the choir boys ran out to ring the morning Angelus, whilst wearing only his smock. Unfortunately, a loop of the rope got caught around his foreskin, and he got tolled off.

  20. pikapal | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it has something to do with Utlraman Tiga?

  21. Chuck | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, that sounds like fun. I kannawanna go !

  22. algernon | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum | 7:01 am : They do a lot of strange things at Sufferers.

  23. Jellychop | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It figures that the Winter Guts Festival would come before the springtime
    Kanamara Matsuri.

  24. Jack | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Winter Guts Festival, all produce fresh from local crime scenes, cemeteries, and road accidents!

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop: OMG, I just googled “Kanamara Matsuri”! 😀

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Possibly NSFW, depending on where you work.

  27. Marum | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jellychop. What’s that up there? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

    No. It’s the prick of steel. :>

  28. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can a steel penis catch a venereal disease?

    No. Only rust.

  29. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop.

    I loved when the blacksmith used it tio break the monster’s teeth.

    It reminds me of one of my mate’s girlfriends. She had two very long sharp looking front teeth. He could possibly have found it handy.

  30. Airrider | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    D-D-D-DO YOU HAVE IT?!

  31. Myself | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I still have my summer guts up.

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