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posted on 5 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please enter safety carefully

Spotted in China.

34 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I’ll escalator instead

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Multi function exclamation comapny

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Go back to slip

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    That’s what she said!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    The icon shows which way up your vagina will be if you disregard the sign.

  6. Marum | 4:36 am |

    I once knew a lady who was rather dangerous.

    But I could really recommend entering her.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |

    CAUTION: Do not enter the elevator, it is not here

  8. WorrierPrincess | 5:04 am |

    But it’s okay if I enter the safe?

  9. jjhitt | 5:59 am |

    You will be accident.

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |

    Injure is possibly.

  11. Marum | 6:06 am |

    Beware of large exclamation marks. The may give you a nasty surprise, if they enter you.

  12. Marum | 6:07 am |

    CAUTION: The elevator is now in the lift.

  13. Chris | 6:10 am |

    Dangerous is my middle name.

  14. Sparky | 6:11 am |

    Every path you take has its ups and downs.

  15. Marum | 6:19 am |

    Always take elevator – once a day – or, as recommended by your doctor.

  16. Marum | 6:28 am |

    @.WorrierPrincess.

    Only if I may also enter you,whilst you are in the safe. : p

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |

    Mainitenance has two i’s so it can watch you!

  18. Marum | 6:31 am |

    @DNT Deviate 😀

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |

    @Marum: Hey, that isn’t what they mean by safe sex!

  20. Marum | 6:34 am |

    @DNT Doubly. Since the vasectomy I am also a safe blower. :#

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:36 am |

    Safe enter is towards your behind.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:41 am |

    They should question Mark

  23. Lora | 7:41 am |

    This sign must have been made by Batman’s nemesis The Riddler’s lesser-known cousin, The Exclaimer!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:44 am |

    Dear Friend!

    I am so sorry, the screw malfunctioned working in progress. The elevator escalated and suspicious escape cause the dangerous the enter. Please fall downstairs from a distance, but this is not here.

    Your so regretted,

    Inconvenience

  25. coffeebot | 12:35 pm |

    When it is called an escalator it will work.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |

    – Mommy, are you the dangerous?

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:07 pm |

    The escalator is not broken, it just decided to be a stairway for a while.

  28. Peter | 9:32 pm |

    Mistaikes found everywhere . . .
    Enter the safe (at your own risk) !

  29. Anomoly | 10:15 pm |

    Please slip and fall carefully!

  30. Garst | 3:11 am |

    They don’t need any more people getting stuck on the escalator! There are too many stuck on there that they can’t get down!

  31. BuRBOR | 10:01 pm |

    do not enter the dangerous

  32. BuRBOR | 10:01 pm |

    Do not enter the gorgeous

  33. Teal Glue | 4:42 pm |

    Enter the Dangerous: YOU’RE FOCKED

  34. dan brown | 8:04 am |

    but i like entering dangerouses

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