Sure, nothing else to do

posted on 30 Jan 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Now watch murder

Photo courtesy of Chris Benzen.
Found in Goseong, South Korea. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much nearing does that

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Head stand too

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Fall down carefully

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s what happens if your digital watch has crappy software.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Watch David Cronenberg’s ‘Crash’
    2. To avoid traffic accident, carefully flip over the cliff

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    I saw what you did there; could you do it again so I can take a video?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, the guy’s name was Crash?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Careering by cliffs in Korea can kill!

  9. timmy | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, might as well, it’s still better than American Idol.

  10. Jellychop | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Good grief! All it took was tripping over a rock to decapitate him.

  11. DrLex | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Next crash in 45 seconds. Please stand by.

  12. coffeebot | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch Bieber

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Reliable as Old Faithful, and more violent too!

  14. jjhitt | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    32 feet per second^2 — It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

  15. Sparky | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Poster for new movie: Crash Gordon.

  16. Sparky | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Last screen you see when a virus attacks.

  17. Ben | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    The government mandates viewing of “Korea’s Funniest Home Videos”

  18. Stopchicks | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, that would be pretty hard on that guy’s Timex, I bet.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Or watch ‘Wile E. Coyote’

  20. Peter | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Carefully Fall of the Cliff, then Listen Bang

  21. Peter | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Carefully Fall off the Cliff, then Listen Bang

  22. Chris | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll Not Troll: Crash just wants attention.

  23. Marum | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it passes time while you are falling.

  24. Marum | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫They scraped him off the rocks,
    Like a blob of Mulberry Jam,
    And he ain’t gonna climb no more♫

    CHORUS:

    ♪Gory,gory,
    What a hell’va way to die,
    And he aint gonna climb no more♪

  25. Classic Steve | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They show drag racing in South Korea?

  26. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop.

    They decapitated him first, then threw him over a cliff to tenderize him, then fed him to the dogs.

    See news: Execution of Kim Jong Un’s uncle. :(

  27. Biff the Understudy | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a subtle plug for Alex Jones.

  28. Silly Uncle Willy | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Never mind the crash – watch core dump.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Heels over Head

  30. ElKabong | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    #1 NASCAR rejected slogan

  31. GwydionM | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Human Cannonball foolish to overlook nearby cliff

  32. Nonsuch Ned | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry everybody! He safely fell into a pool of water in the Engrish Brog…

  33. jjhitt | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign at the bottom of the cliff says “Watch Fall”.

  34. Chuck | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I told my friend Cliff that I wanna watch for Christmas…

  35. Marum | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Falling doesn’t hurt at all.

    However. The stop at the end smarts like hell. 😮

  36. Marum | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mum used to say: “Always wear clean underwear when you go out. You never know when you might have an accident.”

  37. Marum | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PLEASE FALL CAREFULLY!

    This guy did just that. He took his head off first, so’s he wouldn’t damage it by falling on it.

  38. Lora | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I’d rather watch the bandicoot Crash.

  39. Jack | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you stop a second? I forgot my popcorn!

  40. Droll not Troll | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When Stickman crashes there’s just a pile of kindling.

  41. Wax Frog | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Most entertaining any death.

  42. blamepandora | 10:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch crash… Then experience one of your own.

  43. Rey | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why did my GPS tell me to go here? I was only looking for a funeral.

  44. Lucano | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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