This sticks, big time

posted on 14 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Suck it anywhere!

Photo courtesy of Scott Phelps.
Instructions for magnetically mounted light bar. 

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  1. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Lights and sucks at the same time

  2. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps it’s a UFO

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Don’t Suck Drive

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s more comfortable sucking it in the back seat.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s gonna be LED astray by these instructions.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    LED = Lust Emitting Diode

  7. timmy | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    And I might let you off with a warning.

  8. J-Luke | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A long row of lights; probably a line of cars waiting for their turn…

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    INSTRUCTIONS:
    1. Suck it
    2. It sucks

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    After taking off the outfit, you can suck it at the bottom of the car.

  11. jjhitt | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Officer, you’re glad to see me, aren’t you?

  12. DrLex | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I like it when my long row lights and someone sucks it at the top of the car.

  13. JimS | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s what Romney told his dog.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Suck it? You first!

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    First YOU suck it, then I”LL stick it.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Magnets suck? At last, an explanation of how they work!

  17. jjhitt | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s good to be Controller.

  18. Droll not Troll | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Suck it and watch it light up”. I haven’t used that line before. 😛

  19. Frank Burns | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And the blonde said “Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!”

  20. Chris | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheap date.

  21. Sparky | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A woman I knew once sucked so much she walked around on her knees.

  22. Marum | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t know about the top, but I have had one on the bonnett.

  23. Marum | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no such thing as gravity.

    THE WORLD SUCKS!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to suck it but it fell off

  25. Marum | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In Brissie recently, a young bloke arrived at the hospital, with a severe case of thrombosis of his favourite part.

    It appears his girlfriend must have suction like an industrial vacuum pump. :p

  26. Lora | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    As Bart Simpson once said, “I didn’t think it was possible, but this sucks AND blows!”

  27. GwydionM | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by suckers everywhere.

  28. coffeebot | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s got suck-to-it-ivness

  29. RT | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    OH-HOHOHO!

    -darrell hammond as sean commery

  30. Strikhedonic | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Suck it? But I thought it was supposed to be mounted…

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You start out with a soft top, and before you know it you’ve got a hard top!

  32. Droll not Troll | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: I think her name is Dyson. 😉

  33. Garst | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you? Could you? On a car? Suck them! Suck them! Here they are!

  34. Emily | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A sucker just bought it!

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