This sticks, big time

Lights and sucks at the same time

Perhaps it’s a UFO

CAUTION: Don’t Suck Drive

It’s more comfortable sucking it in the back seat.

Someone’s gonna be LED astray by these instructions.

LED = Lust Emitting Diode

And I might let you off with a warning.

A long row of lights; probably a line of cars waiting for their turn…

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Suck it
2. It sucks

After taking off the outfit, you can suck it at the bottom of the car.

Officer, you’re glad to see me, aren’t you?

I like it when my long row lights and someone sucks it at the top of the car.

That’s what Romney told his dog.

Suck it? You first!

First YOU suck it, then I”LL stick it.

Magnets suck? At last, an explanation of how they work!

It’s good to be Controller.

“Suck it and watch it light up”. I haven’t used that line before. 😛

And the blonde said “Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!”

Cheap date.

A woman I knew once sucked so much she walked around on her knees.

Don’t know about the top, but I have had one on the bonnett.

There is no such thing as gravity.

THE WORLD SUCKS!

I tried to suck it but it fell off

In Brissie recently, a young bloke arrived at the hospital, with a severe case of thrombosis of his favourite part.

It appears his girlfriend must have suction like an industrial vacuum pump. :p

As Bart Simpson once said, “I didn’t think it was possible, but this sucks AND blows!”

Recommended by suckers everywhere.

It’s got suck-to-it-ivness

OH-HOHOHO!

-darrell hammond as sean commery

Suck it? But I thought it was supposed to be mounted…

You start out with a soft top, and before you know it you’ve got a hard top!

@Marum: I think her name is Dyson. 😉

Would you? Could you? On a car? Suck them! Suck them! Here they are!

A sucker just bought it!