We’re having a test today?

posted on 8 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Cooked baked is the only way to prepare paper…

Photo courtesy of Tor Jørund Pedersen.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no law fish

  2. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew it!!! I thought the questions were a bit fishy. Now I have the answers.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This fish is History.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Write your name at the top of the fish and then fillet with answers.

  5. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Silverfish?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Batter is not included?

  7. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Nothing as relaxed as a coked fish.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    We knew fish went around in schools, but this is getting serious!

  9. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    I didn’t finish my exam paper, because a fish ate it.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: To examine this kind of fish, you need barking skills and scissors

  11. Marum | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    China is Bream ing over with Bass tard English. I tell you I’ve Haddock. I no Ling er find it Tunny at all. You can Tailor from me, that this Plaice is the end. I can take no Moray! One more Engrish Kraken and I will Dart off. I will not Shark my duty, The administrator will be Herring from me.

  12. Marum | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Teach: You don’t expect me to believe that excuse do you? A fish ate your exam paper. RUBBISH!

    Student: It’s true teacher. Look! It even took the arm which was holding the paper.

  13. WorrierPrincess | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t baking the fish rive a bit cruer and unusuar?

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They baked it with a riving heater.

  15. Marum | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The fish has been coking for so long, it is actually fried.

  16. algernon | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes a little dry

  17. jjhitt | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever this means it was probably bad news for the fish.

  18. Stopchicks | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Caught behind enemy lines, Mr. Limpet meets his sad end.

  19. Sparky | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I rive to fish.

  20. Sparky | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    One day a drunken ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”
    He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
    He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
    He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
    “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”

  21. Big Fat Cat | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The examiner is A Fish Called Wanda

  22. Chuck | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum : Turbot for the grace of Cod….

  23. Chuck | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PS. I only said that for the halibut.

  24. Chuck | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey fish ! You think you’re free, but I know you’re in seine !

  25. coffeebot | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s good to be arive.

  26. Tong | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I was told the examination paper is a bit fishy, we will be grilled. Now looking at it, it feels more like being deep fried.

  27. lilu | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fishes are from the famous river Wujiang. The paper is foil.It’s good.

  28. tadchem | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The dog wouldn’t eat my homework until the fish cooked it.

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