When a menu China

posted on 20 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

37 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Clearly not French frogs

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid must.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Dry pan squid says: “How ya gonna make me?”

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Other dishes include:

    Where a lamp animal
    Why a duck fowl
    How a vegetarian.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Driving Flog is off my taste!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus, it grows exponentially!

  7. DrLex | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy our Writer’s block menu.

  8. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Why? Because I’m a squid, that’s why.

  9. jjhitt | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll have the Dang Ling Participle please.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    The diving frog has an off taste because it’s a week since it croaked.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Squid the pan must dry”- Yoda.

  12. timmy | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus,
    you’ll get the runs from your bungus.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus, can an off taste diving frog be far behind?

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Will the frog dive before or after I eat it?

  15. Sparky | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Had a diving frog joke but it’s not in good taste.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    – Something off the lamb, Sir?
    – Silence.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus, dry pan squid must off taste diving frog

  18. jjhitt | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Diving Frog has off taste.
    Surfing Frog has cool.

  19. pasdrole | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The frog does taste funny. Oh, but the squid is a must!

  20. Marum | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shit take mushrooms please.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “Look, we don’t have time to work out a translation; just pick four words per item from the Magnetic Poetry set. Or use one of those old-school spam title generators; I don’t care.”

  22. Chuck | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫♪ ♪♫ “When a man loves a fungus..'” ♫♪ ♪♫

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Taiwan is a piggy meal
    China is a menu must

  24. James Alexander | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that not haiku?

  25. kioku | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A few words went missing but I think I unscrambled it. Quite simple actually. When a diving frog decides to taste a mushroom fungus the squid mast dry the pan.

  26. kioku | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    *I meant must dry (silly typos)

  27. tarltarasa | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always!

  28. pikapal | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: What is the frog doing near my soup?
    Waiter: He is diving.

  29. Jack | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When mushroom fungus, black mushrooms rape?

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We arrive in a site and it fungus

  31. Jøshua | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get the When to go?

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m Spanky Ham and I endorse this product.

  33. ccY | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chef: Whatever you order, I don’t give a lamb!

  34. Enclave | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, waiter! My Diving frog has too much salt… can we get the taste off!

  35. Hairy Potter | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The shrimp should

  36. Kalim | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid dives.

  37. Spades Slick | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid must off taste diving frog.

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