Work body again good

posted on 16 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Clean immodesties with plain water!

Photo courtesy of Ishtiaq Alam.
Paint set instructions.  

39 captions

  1. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So are you painting or cleaning your teetn

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Picking your teeth can be endless fun.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My body thinks. Therefore I’m brain.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Everyone is all the confuse

  5. jewels | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would want to fill my small place with a toothpick…no matter what colour it is.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    It works! As I was reading this, my brain began to move out through my ears.

  7. Coffeebot | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “The brown paint that is circulating around us isn’t too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?”

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian, study! Work, body!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not insert pigment in the entrance of the small place unless you have a toothpick.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Please send me a new pack of children. The ones I got have badly stained immodesties, and the water just isn’t working.

  11. SF | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone is all the Engrish expert. Filled with imagination, and endless fun creates.

  12. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Place brain on table in front of you…

  13. jjhitt | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I woke up this morning and discovered I was an artist. I don’t know what went wrong.

  14. JimS | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone is a critic, too.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guys: Taking off your pants will make it easier to move the brain. 😛

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Everyone is all”.
    – a philosopher.

  17. James | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Fill, making uniform the painting, everyone is all an artist.”

    –Modern art in a nutshell.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My dear method,

    I’m Brain! I used the dry cleaning of water but I’m still stained with my clothes, so I’m beginning to move my work to flip my painting and six-pack the children.

    All an artist

  19. Frank Burns | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “I followed these instructions to the letter and now I’m an artist!” -said some guy working at Burger King.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “we’ll have so much endless fun, we’ll be wistling zippity-do-da out of our……” – Clark Griswald

  21. Sparky | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I stopped at “Begin to move the brain” . Time for another drink.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Life of Brain

  23. pasdrole | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Announcements:
    1. Please cover your immodesties.
    2. Meth will not be on sale today.

  24. Marum | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My immodesties never stain my clothes.

    I always make love naked.

  25. Marum | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I woke up this morning I was a little horse.

  26. Marum | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh! Crystal-painting explains it all.

  27. Marum | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried painting nudes, but the model was so ugly my paint curdled.

  28. Chuck | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Painting by random numbers.

  29. Marum | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah! All our politicians are ——– artists too.

  30. Marum | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I painted a nude one night, and the lady punched me in the mouth. :<

  31. Marum | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear sirs,
    Hey! I packed all the children into the character space.

    I had to wind the Press up to two tons, but it worked., and it was endless fun.

    Find enclosed my payment for more children.

    Yours faithfully,
    Seri. A.L. Killer

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Work body again drug
    – Allow the bright powder
    – Stain with the clothes but don’t be a pigment

  33. Anomoly | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Woah man. Throw away your lsd and just read that. Gives you the same trip.

  34. Jøshua | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    HOW DO I CLEAN THE WATER!?!

  35. Jellychop | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But if I move my brain I can’t control my body.
    If I can’t control my body how can I move my brain?
    Oh I see; now my brain is going in circles!

  36. Chuck | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bah-Bah-Bah
    Bah Bah-Bah-Bah
    I wanna be sedated

  37. Chuck | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah
    Bah Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah
    I wanna be sedated

  38. Jedd | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Igor, begin to move the brain!

  39. Dan Lam | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t sound too right when you “stuff…inside that place… the small place need to fill… can help with the toothpick…and, can pack children…made to draw the process…filled with…endless fun…be stained with…pleasing be cleaning with water. ” Just like child porn. If I were the parent, I would be tempted to call the police.

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.