But she seems like such a sweet girl…

Pimp tested, Madam approved

They’re magically salacious!

She likes it! Hey Mikey… she really, really likes it!

If you make coffee with peanuts, do not expect to be called ‘genius’.

Living relatively close to the Mexican border, we have Bimbos everywhere.
http://www.bimbousa.com/
http://www.bimbo.es/

The best part of waking up…

Looks nuts to me.

I prefer larger bags. Get me some Mambo!

Starnuts?

Bimbo. A real cereal killer.

Edible woman comes in small package. I like it.

Bambino, cereals for heavy and big women!

Only 50 calories per serving… about the same number as Kelly Bundy’s IQ.

…it paid more than getting on the Wheaties box.

Snap, Crackle, and Boob!

Bimbo Beads! The candy that could be a cereal…or a nut…or something to drop into your tea. Try it today–then let US know what the bloody heck YOU think it is!

How about a little half & half?

Enough for two “A” cups.

They’re just a nibble.

Is this the Asian equivalent of Paris Hilton?

PROSTITUTTIES

The new breakfast cereal. They don’t go snap crackle and pop.

They just lie there and bang.

@Big Fat Cat: the print says: “woman breakfast”. I suppose the girl is actually included in the package.

@Dr Lex. She could rouse me any morning she felt like. Er. From my sleep that is. 😉

The text says. You will get “straight up” in the morning. :p

From the manufacturer of random, anonymous, oval things.

The new cereal called UFOs. (Unidentifiable Food Objects)

Thingy lickin good.

Picc says more than 1000 words

The round objects next to her are a rough estimation of how many similar round objects she services in a week.

They’re pure bran + senna.

They make you go crap snapple and poop.

One girl, one cup…and….corn?

I love the smell of bimbo in the morning!

Sure beats the cheap plastic toys that came with the cereal when I was a kid.

Free pair of shoes in every package.

Bimbo’s hobbies includes tea-bagging and nuts.

Disappointingly she’s not actually in the bag. You have to send in a coupon from the back along with ten proof-of-purchase seals, then wait six to ten weeks for delivery. And then she arrives and it’s just a flat plastic molded girl. Total rip-off.

What guy doesn’t like some Tang in the morning?

I believe there is also a Mexican bread/cereal/snack company called Bimbo. Bimbo’s of the world unite!

@A Non-Y Mouse: I thought she was, in dehydrated form. There’s a small pellet at the bottom of the bag, just add water, and dehydrated girl! Unless the Martians have substituted one of their own for the girl… 🙂

I thought they only made Mexican snack foods.