I always leave her behind…

posted on 28 Feb 2014 in Clothing

JFK – just forget kids…

Photo courtesy of Tony Belanger.
Clothing store found in Tokyo, Japan.  

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Why where did you leave her.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They know how to shop

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 8  

    Oh, thanks! I wondered why my penis was cold.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Women. Can’t live with them, can leave without them

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Watch your step mother

  6. iLock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If the man is DTF he DFW.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @webmaster: That caption can be taken more than one way!
    😈

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF – Woman To Forget?!

  9. Wahoo | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Because the woman needs clothes. BAD.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be that new Alzheimer McQueen collection

  11. jjhitt | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    SCHIPOL — Snakes Come Happily In Plane On Landing

  12. jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    LAX — Lost Angry eX

  13. jjhitt | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem. I’ll pick up a travel size woman when I arrive.

  14. J-Luke | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget woman; only one is in charge here and it isn’t you.

  15. Ben | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    No dear, I didn’t mean you’re the size of an elephant, just that you have a great memory.

  16. MICKEYGREENEYES | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Me Tarzan. You woman. Me not forget you because me love your booty. Maybe forget boy and Cheetah, but never forget your booty.

  17. Stopchicks | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Not entirely coincidentally, DFW also stands for Doesn’t Freaking Work.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ Always something there to remind me. ♪ ♫ 

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ADAM: ”Ah … Forgotten Fruit!”
    EVE: ”Apple, Fig or Mushroom?”

  20. Classic Steve | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Woman, where are you? …O’Hare you are!

  21. Sparky | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hint….Sue is in the store!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Do you remember the first time you forgot me, honey … ?

  23. coffeebot | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to discard my woman at the busiest US airport, ATL: Always Toss Ladies

  24. lilkoisuru | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget today is Free Sample Day!

  25. Frank Burns | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If that was a berr store, well…… Not if she knows what’s good for her.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, no kidding. That’s why I’m on Paxil.

  27. Lora | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A man once went to a new department store that actually had women for single guys who were seriously looking for the perfect bride. There were four different floors, but you were only allowed to visit each floor once and then leave the store and never return as soon as you had made your decision. On the first floor the women were all young and beautiful. But the man decided to got up the second floor. The women there were young, beautiful, and great in bed. Well that was certainly an improvement, but what were the potential wives like on the third floor? So the man went up and there the women were young, attractive, great in bed, and loved sports, especially football and wrestling!
    But the man knew there was one floor left and on it the ladies must have been as perfect as they can get. So he took the elevator up to the fourth and final floor. There he found a completely empty room with a big sign. The sign said: “It’s amazing how impossible to please some guys are. Please take the floor down to the exit, and have a nice life”.

  28. WildaBeast | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ I left my woman
    In Dallas-Ft. Worth… ♪ ♫

  29. timmy | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Take my Wife, please!

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They left out the comma.
    It’s actually a designer day-planner store.

  31. szk | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora
    Funnily enough I once saw a near inverse of that
    about a woman in a store of guys

  32. Chuck | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ How could I leave her behind ? ♪ ♫

    Spinal Tap.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops …! I didn’t it again!

  34. Peter | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    There are some missing punctuation marks, thus . . . DFW = “Don’t forget, Woman !”

  35. Crank Caller | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BFE – Be Fine Engrish.

  36. Clark | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    IAH – It Already Happened

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