I always leave her behind…

posted on 28 Feb 2014 in Clothing

JFK – just forget kids…

Photo courtesy of Tony Belanger.
Clothing store found in Tokyo, Japan.  

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Why where did you leave her.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    They know how to shop

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Oh, thanks! I wondered why my penis was cold.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Women. Can’t live with them, can leave without them

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    CAUTION: Watch your step mother

  6. iLock | 4:37 am |

    If the man is DTF he DFW.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    @webmaster: That caption can be taken more than one way!
    😈

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    WTF – Woman To Forget?!

  9. Wahoo | 4:57 am |

    Because the woman needs clothes. BAD.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |

    Must be that new Alzheimer McQueen collection

  11. jjhitt | 5:16 am |

    SCHIPOL — Snakes Come Happily In Plane On Landing

  12. jjhitt | 5:18 am |

    LAX — Lost Angry eX

  13. jjhitt | 5:19 am |

    No problem. I’ll pick up a travel size woman when I arrive.

  14. J-Luke | 5:40 am |

    Don’t forget woman; only one is in charge here and it isn’t you.

  15. Ben | 5:56 am |

    No dear, I didn’t mean you’re the size of an elephant, just that you have a great memory.

  16. MICKEYGREENEYES | 6:06 am |

    Me Tarzan. You woman. Me not forget you because me love your booty. Maybe forget boy and Cheetah, but never forget your booty.

  17. Stopchicks | 6:12 am |

    Not entirely coincidentally, DFW also stands for Doesn’t Freaking Work.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |

    ♪ ♫ Always something there to remind me. ♪ ♫ 

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:10 am |

    ADAM: ”Ah … Forgotten Fruit!”
    EVE: ”Apple, Fig or Mushroom?”

  20. Classic Steve | 7:16 am |

    Woman, where are you? …O’Hare you are!

  21. Sparky | 7:59 am |

    Hint….Sue is in the store!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:46 am |

    – Do you remember the first time you forgot me, honey … ?

  23. coffeebot | 9:03 am |

    I prefer to discard my woman at the busiest US airport, ATL: Always Toss Ladies

  24. lilkoisuru | 9:12 am |

    Don’t forget today is Free Sample Day!

  25. Frank Burns | 9:44 am |

    If that was a berr store, well…… Not if she knows what’s good for her.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 10:23 am |

    Yeah, no kidding. That’s why I’m on Paxil.

  27. Lora | 11:31 am |

    A man once went to a new department store that actually had women for single guys who were seriously looking for the perfect bride. There were four different floors, but you were only allowed to visit each floor once and then leave the store and never return as soon as you had made your decision. On the first floor the women were all young and beautiful. But the man decided to got up the second floor. The women there were young, beautiful, and great in bed. Well that was certainly an improvement, but what were the potential wives like on the third floor? So the man went up and there the women were young, attractive, great in bed, and loved sports, especially football and wrestling!
    But the man knew there was one floor left and on it the ladies must have been as perfect as they can get. So he took the elevator up to the fourth and final floor. There he found a completely empty room with a big sign. The sign said: “It’s amazing how impossible to please some guys are. Please take the floor down to the exit, and have a nice life”.

  28. WildaBeast | 12:59 pm |

    ♪ ♫ I left my woman
    In Dallas-Ft. Worth… ♪ ♫

  29. timmy | 2:47 pm |

    Take my Wife, please!

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:49 pm |

    They left out the comma.
    It’s actually a designer day-planner store.

  31. szk | 2:55 pm |

    @Lora
    Funnily enough I once saw a near inverse of that
    about a woman in a store of guys

  32. Chuck | 3:06 pm |

    ♪ ♫ How could I leave her behind ? ♪ ♫

    Spinal Tap.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:59 pm |

    Oops …! I didn’t it again!

  34. Peter | 2:21 pm |

    There are some missing punctuation marks, thus . . . DFW = “Don’t forget, Woman !”

  35. Crank Caller | 2:37 pm |

    BFE – Be Fine Engrish.

  36. Clark | 8:11 pm |

    IAH – It Already Happened

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