Long long ago…

posted on 27 Feb 2014 in Video Games

No! Not the troubles!

Photo courtesy of Francisco Toledo Correa.
From an old Samurai Showdown II arcade machine. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I am Samurai for we are many

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re born, you live, you die. Once upon a time

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 45  Subtract rating 0  

    Sou he’s a Northern Irish samurai.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A Were-man!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Trouble were his middle name.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Long long ago, a man were only 1.1 meters long

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Long, long ago and Far Far Away…… Shrek Wars!

  8. iLock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I make ultimate grammar skill.

  9. iLock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so good to see more Video Game Engrish!
    Part of happiness are belong to this!

  10. iLock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Samurai Were-Men and the Samurai Pizzas Cats
    was long time foes.

  11. jjhitt | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    … In a galaxy far away, the day the music died.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not too long ago, the Samurai was run down by a truck for showing his ultimate skills.

  13. DrLex | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn those bloody samurai. Always getting involved in the troubles!

  14. Ben | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouch. I paid a quarter to read this?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you feel lucky, punk? y / n

  16. Frank Burns | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I’m pretty good with a bow staff. -Napoleon D.

  17. Frank Burns | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Sinn Fein goes Samurai.

  18. Chris | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    May the farce be with you.

  19. Classic Steve | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ben: No, these words appeared between play times. (Finally some Engrish I saw in RL!)

  20. GwydionM | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    As Shakespeare put it, “what bloody man is this”?

    (King Duncan at the start of Macbeth.)

  21. Sparky | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, he didn’t get any credit for all the troubles.

  22. Mark | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    how did he get to Northern Ireland?

  23. Biff the Understudy | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ultimate skill in Tribble-breeding.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy long times …

  25. Cory Phaeus | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And the troubles involved him. And, well, it compricated.

  26. Lora | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    As the world’s only vampire samurai, his life was not only bloody, it just plain sucked and nearly drove him batty.

  27. Conventi | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Story of my life.

  28. Wahoo | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Not so long ago, there was a girl who tried to comment on this website. Because of her gleeful life, it’s no accident that she was involved in the discussion. That girl … is me.

  29. timmy | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to make my “skill” ultimate, but all I got was blisters.

  30. Ben | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve: I see. You had to put money in to make it go away – clever!

  31. Jack | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yesterday…all my troubles seemed so far away…

  32. Bob* | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Samurai shodown series was so full of engrish that this photo doesn’t make justice XD

  33. Bear or Bust | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Victoly. SNK engrish strikes again.

  34. Crank Caller | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He beam them to Kringon ship, where they no tribble at all!

  35. olog-hai | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Last thing I wanna see are IRA men with katanas.

  36. Sheila | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re winner!

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