Long long ago…

posted on 27 Feb 2014 in Video Games

No! Not the troubles!

Photo courtesy of Francisco Toledo Correa.
From an old Samurai Showdown II arcade machine. 

36 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    I am Samurai for we are many

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    You’re born, you live, you die. Once upon a time

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Sou he’s a Northern Irish samurai.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    A Were-man!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Trouble were his middle name.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Long long ago, a man were only 1.1 meters long

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Long, long ago and Far Far Away…… Shrek Wars!

  8. iLock | 4:52 am |

    I make ultimate grammar skill.

  9. iLock | 4:54 am |

    It’s so good to see more Video Game Engrish!
    Part of happiness are belong to this!

  10. iLock | 4:58 am |

    The Samurai Were-Men and the Samurai Pizzas Cats
    was long time foes.

  11. jjhitt | 5:03 am |

    … In a galaxy far away, the day the music died.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:11 am |

    Not too long ago, the Samurai was run down by a truck for showing his ultimate skills.

  13. DrLex | 5:23 am |

    Damn those bloody samurai. Always getting involved in the troubles!

  14. Ben | 5:52 am |

    Ouch. I paid a quarter to read this?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |

    Do you feel lucky, punk? y / n

  16. Frank Burns | 7:28 am |

    Well, I’m pretty good with a bow staff. -Napoleon D.

  17. Frank Burns | 7:52 am |

    Sinn Fein goes Samurai.

  18. Chris | 8:05 am |

    May the farce be with you.

  19. Classic Steve | 9:06 am |

    @Ben: No, these words appeared between play times. (Finally some Engrish I saw in RL!)

  20. GwydionM | 9:13 am |

    As Shakespeare put it, “what bloody man is this”?

    (King Duncan at the start of Macbeth.)

  21. Sparky | 9:29 am |

    Apparently, he didn’t get any credit for all the troubles.

  22. Mark | 9:55 am |

    how did he get to Northern Ireland?

  23. Biff the Understudy | 10:22 am |

    Ultimate skill in Tribble-breeding.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:17 am |

    Happy long times …

  25. Cory Phaeus | 1:05 pm |

    And the troubles involved him. And, well, it compricated.

  26. Lora | 1:49 pm |

    As the world’s only vampire samurai, his life was not only bloody, it just plain sucked and nearly drove him batty.

  27. Conventi | 1:58 pm |

    Story of my life.

  28. Wahoo | 2:34 pm |

    Not so long ago, there was a girl who tried to comment on this website. Because of her gleeful life, it’s no accident that she was involved in the discussion. That girl … is me.

  29. timmy | 4:05 pm |

    I tried to make my “skill” ultimate, but all I got was blisters.

  30. Ben | 4:22 pm |

    @Classic Steve: I see. You had to put money in to make it go away – clever!

  31. Jack | 4:44 pm |

    Yesterday…all my troubles seemed so far away…

  32. Bob* | 8:05 pm |

    Samurai shodown series was so full of engrish that this photo doesn’t make justice XD

  33. Bear or Bust | 10:00 am |

    Victoly. SNK engrish strikes again.

  34. Crank Caller | 2:38 pm |

    He beam them to Kringon ship, where they no tribble at all!

  35. olog-hai | 2:40 pm |

    Last thing I wanna see are IRA men with katanas.

  36. Sheila | 5:32 pm |

    You’re winner!

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