One thing led to another…

Something to do with the winters solstice.

Well at least it wasn’t a lonely bull

It happened … right now!

This should be a little red riding hoodie.

Once upon a grandmother….

What kind of event would a lonely girl and mother be involved and in?

I wish I was a man who wasn’t there

LOL autocorrect!
make that grandmother

In the event of ancient times, break glass and release lonely grandmother.

Ah … She was … Grolious!

That describes about a third of my porn collection.

Creation story of the Hoody Sweatshirt people.

Result: 1.1 meters of children

And the lonely grandmother was very lonely.

… and that lonely grandmother was called Sarah, and she met a sprightly grandfather called Abraham, and …

That’s what she said

Looks like someone finally topped “It was a dark and stormy night” for worst opening line for a novel.

Aren’t those some of the lyrics from Spinal Tapp’s “StoneHenge”?

It is the event of ancient nuts, a David Lynch movie and 50% Polyester

Grandpa got run over by a reindeer.

Alzheimer’s happened, she forgot Bingo night.

“It was the event of of ancient times, is was the event of modern times. There was Lonely Grandmother, the was Socially Fulfilled Grandmother…”

-From “A Fail of two Cities”.

Oh so THAT’S what they mean by “the oldest profession”.

– Mommy, are you a granny?

♫High on a hill was a lonely Grandma,
Ley hi, oder, ley hi oder lo♪

(Lyrics from The Sound of Mucuus)

High on a hill was a lonely grandpa,
Oompah, oder oompah,oder lee.

He cuddled up to the lonely grandma,
And their walking frames got tangled,
And he injured his collywobbles.

It would like to review an event so it puts it to the shirt whatever

…so the lonely grandmother sees a spritely old grandfather with a twinkle in his eye and looks at him whatever

My lonely grandmother went back to ancient times, but all I got was this hoodie.

In the ancient Olympics, where all the contestants were naked, there was an event called Lonely Grandmother.