You have taken Interceptors parking space.

posted on 3 Feb 2014 in Transportation

Interceptor accepts your challenge.

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Schlock.
Spotted in Sapporo, Japan. 

31 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t catch this car. It is not contagious.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not mad, Max.

  3. algernon | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Something for the undertaker

  4. K.Haskins | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure; I challenge you to clean out all of the crap that’s cluttering up your window!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the Interruptor and I am here to interrupt your tuning.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Challenge intercepted!

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    The ancient Chinese art, Tu Ning.

  8. Sparky | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe a speeding bullet will do the trick.

  9. Ben | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ve seen Tokyo traffic. I’ll wait until the first stop light and walk right past your highly tuned car.

  10. Coffeebot | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who’s there?
    INTERCEPTOR
    Interce…
    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  11. DrLex | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The car cannot be intercepted because it was tuned by the interceptor. That makes perfect sense.

  12. jjhitt | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It is because posted speed limit.
    Do you license, registration and proof of insurance?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll catch it from a distance.

  14. pasdrole | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    But all your tuning are belong to us!

  15. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Suspension guaranteed not to squeak, at the Drive-iin Theatre.

  16. jjhitt | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @pasdrole: That’s why you get signal.

  17. Marum | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Anti tank rifle, ancient Chinese cure for street racers.

  18. Marum | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I always try to intercept her just before she ——. It drivers her crazy. 😈

  19. Marum | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Standing a lighted can of thermite on the bonnet, is a sure fire cure for this nonsense.

  20. Classic Steve | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What, the attack dog from Final Fantasy VI?

  21. Frank Burns | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can an Interceptor exist if there is nothing for it to intercept?

  22. Frank Burns | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I lost the race because my Challenger was tuned by the mentally challenged.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I catch can?

  24. Marum | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    rust———FREE!

  25. Marum | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT . True. But it took some poor contagious to customise it. :-*

  26. Frank Burns | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In America they have gun racks, in Japan they have towel racks.
    Don’t forget to bring a towel.

  27. kioku | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ben who mentioned Tokyo traffic: that picture was taking in Sapporo, which is no where remotely near Tokyo. It’s not even the same island. A lot of parts of Japan are rather quiet. From what I’ve heard of it I don’t think Sapporo is too busy but I could be wrong.

  28. Droll not Troll | 9:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: ….took some poor contagious?!! Oh, you should be PUNished for that one! 😀

  29. EffEff | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns: You’re lucky it didn’t blow up on the launch pad. (I know, sick humour…)

  30. Ben | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @kioku: I’ve been to Sapporo briefly, and you’re right; it’s a (relatively) quiet and beautiful area. The caption was for comic effect.

  31. Marum | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kioku True mate. But @Ben’s joke was bloody funny.

    It is like the bumper sticker: Your highly tuned V8’s enormous acceleration, will get you to the next red light, exactly one car length ahead of my 4 cylinder pus-bucket.

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