“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

posted on 29 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Honestly, you had me at QQ

Photo courtesy of Solomon.
Pencil case from China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    He was a cold puppy

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    The cannibal.

  3. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Said Hello Kitty on they way

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot story, bro.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    So it’s a story about a wiener dog.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    PUPPY: ”Mommy? Are you going to eat my Daddy?”

  7. szk | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    How does the toilet paper roll fit into it?

  8. szk | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    So how does the toilet paper roll fit into it?

  9. algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    @ Droll Not Troll: No he’s just a little boy

  10. J-Luke | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Judging from his face, he’s having a ball…

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    – Why did the hot dog cross the road?
    – Because he was playing with a puppy!

  12. iLock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    He looks angry, I don’t blame him, he didn’t find out
    that the hot dog actually contained dog until after he ate it.

    The meaning of those 3 boxed pictures:

    1. Puppy goes on downward spiral after revelation.
    2. Puppy uses lots of toilet paper to make sure no trace of dog is left.
    3. Puppy lets off some steam playing football.
    (soccer in the US)
    (foot-sockker-ball in ENGRAND)

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    There is also a story for concerning somebody going to make a miss steak

  14. Estragon | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Am I the only person who tried to read that to the tune of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air song?

  15. iLock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    @Estragon: Nope, I did that too 😀
    Cool website btw.

  16. Mr. Wrong | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Don’t worry — it’s not anybody we know!

  17. Mr. Wrong | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    @iLock: Using TP to get out the last traces of dog — inspired!

    Out damn Spot!

  18. Mr. Wrong | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Mea culpa. To do the Bard justice, “Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!”

    (Did everyone else endure the Dick ‘n Jane series in grade school?).

  19. Stopchicks | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Look out, that’s one badass-looking little puppy with a soccer mom.

    And a cinnamon roll. And a roll of toilet paper. ?? Guess you never can be too prepared…

  20. jjhitt | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    @szk: The toilet paper fits in between the vortex and soccer ball.

  21. Mark | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    took me a minute to realise the picture was actually a dog

  22. jjhitt | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    I think that puppy has already had it’s share of hot dogs.
    And ugly dogs.

  23. Sparky | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    A hot dog is a canine prostitute.

  24. Vulcan64 | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    We have no hot dogs for you. QQ harder, noob.

  25. Marum | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Bugger! They’ve cut off me front paws.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Toilet paper is for Poopies

  27. Marum | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    If your striker is a dog you may need to buy a new player for next season

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    The puppy has a snail, a roll of toilet paper, and a soccer ball, and can only carry one across the street at a time.

    The snail will eat the hot dogs or toilet paper if left alone with them. The soccer ball will roll away down the street if left by itself but can be propped in place by the roll of toilet paper or the hot dog stand.

    How does the puppy get everything to the hot dog stand across the street?

  29. szk | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    The thing on the right gives me the creeps

  30. Lora | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    The puppy looks pained from many hot dogs,. He’d better take some Pupto-Bismol or he’ll be barfing up the wrong tree!

  31. Lora | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Lol, I meant to say “TOO many hot dogs”, but now it’s like that squirrel in the commercial who says “Many hot dogs are within you”. :)

  32. GwydionM | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    But then decided he’d prefer a hot bitch

  33. Big Fat Cat | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    This is a story for concerning a puppy going to buy a hot dog and ended up being the hot dog itself.

  34. Droll not Troll | 5:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    …and on the way he met a kitten who was going to buy some hot pussy.

  35. Chuck | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s a dog-eat-dog world cup !

  36. Droll not Troll | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    @szk: Lots of things on the right give me the creeps, but this is no place to talk politics. 😛

  37. Jellychop | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    He looks like a strict adherent of the dog philosophy of dieting: When in doubt, eat it. If it turns out to be inedible you can always barf it up later.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    – Play ball
    – Toilet roll over
    – Do not play hot dog in park

  39. Joanne Gray | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Heard it all before, he got into some trouble and his mommy packed him off to live with his aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.

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