Because round is overrated

posted on 26 Mar 2014 in Clothing

Round peg — meet square hole.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Found at dollar store in US (likely from China). 

34 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    So what are the flowers for

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    The big square goes where

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Made specially for Spongebob.

  4. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    Does this make my butt look rectilinear?

  5. jjhitt | 4:25 am |

    I wish I was wired for comfortable current.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Comfortable current; only a few milliamps, you’ll hardly notice.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    @jjhitt: I don’t think that word means what you think it means. 😉

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    For the large woman who has all the angles.

  9. SF | 4:33 am |

    @webmaster
    With the comfortable current, it’s more like a square plug in a round hole.

  10. PeeBee | 4:53 am |

    Baby got box.

  11. DrLex | 4:53 am |

    Direct current or alternating current?

  12. DrLex | 4:56 am |

    Batteries not included.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |

    AC or DC?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |

    @ DrLex: Damn abbreviations… 😉

  15. jjhitt | 5:18 am |

    Tesla’s attempts at revolutionizing underwear were suppressed by the Big Panty Monopolies.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |

    It rubs the panties on its square or else it gets the hose again

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |

    Currently designed by ‘PSquared’

  18. Sparky | 5:49 am |

    For hipsters and squares alike.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:27 am |

    I prefere a small triangle.

  20. Chuck | 7:06 am |

    @jjhitt:
    “Big Panty” Monopolies”
    or
    Big “Panty Monopolies” ??

  21. Chuck | 7:07 am |

    Beijing Fancy Pants !!

  22. szk | 7:28 am |

    Now that is what I call square pants.

  23. szk | 7:43 am |

    Generates electric current when you walk

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:09 am |

    – Mommy? Have you seen my panty hose?

  25. Vulcan64 | 8:37 am |

    DAT SQUARE

  26. Marum | 9:10 am |

    I’m pant ing just thinking about it.

  27. Marum | 9:30 am |

    That is an interesting idea.

    Get your Tens machine, hook one electrode to your lady, and one to yourself , then make the connection,

  28. Marum | 9:33 am |

    Mmmm. You could actually hook it to a rheostat, so that the current increases with distance moved.

    That way, you could read on an Ammeter you far you are in.

  29. Marum | 9:39 am |

    Actually! You could then put the output through an “analogue to digital convertor” to convert the reading into inches, or centipedes, if you wish.

    BTW The first “you” was meant to be “how” in the previous posting.

    I was giggling salaciously/vicariously at the very idea.

  30. Marum | 9:41 am |

    2nd “you” third line. May glasses are fogging up. 😀

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:11 am |

    – Do not current dry
    – Square separately
    – Do not triangle

    PS: We do not apologize for the incontinence or when the current enters pool

  32. pikapal | 1:51 pm |

    Square bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

  33. Jellychop | 10:52 pm |

    I always wondered why she called it my “universal adapter”.

  34. Cory Phaeus | 6:30 am |

    Tawdry and small circle

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