Don’t harsh my mellow, shoot me

Ah the passive agressive

Nothing like an audacious mellow heart

I’m asking politely

PS: Don’t Forget Me

ShOOT MY hEART WITh MARShMALLOWS.

If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.

In an alternate universe Gary Gilmore became an audacious fashion designer.

What the h?

Purchased from Target?

“They call me mellow yellow”
(Qite audaciously)
Donovan would be proud.

Will you die audaciously when I shoot you audaciously?

Also available with imprint:
ShOOT MY
SQUISHY hEAD
“COWARDLY”

I am quite prepared to shoot another part of your anatomy – many times.

I shot my Asian lady five times one night. She was quite mellow by then.
But I was dead. 😀

I ShOT THE ShERIFF, BUT I DID NOT ShOOT AUDACIOUSLY.

Don’t shoot my heart,
My yellow, mellow heart,
The most vital organ I know
And if you shoot my heart,
My audacious heart,
I might be feelin’ mighty low! (as in dead)

Bury my heart with the marshmallow’s mellow knee!

The audacity! >:O

Using a pump-action shotgun would seem appropriate.

I used to be a t-shirt wearer like you, then I took a mellow to the heart.

“Captain, who’s the prime suspect in this shooting?”

“It’s Marhsa, Marsha Mellow”

My dictionary defines “audacious” as either:
“showing an impudent lack of respect”
or
“showing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks”
With that in mind, is it even possible to shoot someone in a non-audacious manner?

Why can’t I free your relaxed mind, and shoot your mellow heart?

My heart isn’t chicken, it’s mellow.

♫♪ ShOT TO ThE MELLOW hEART!
And you’re to blame
You give Audacious a bad name

Audacious says the weirdest stuff. Someone thought this was a good enough quote to put on a shirt and credit it to Audacious?

We need audacity, and yet more audacity, and always audacity, and the fatherland shall be saved!