Don’t harsh my mellow, shoot me

posted on 1 Mar 2014 in Clothing

Thanks, dude.

Photo courtesy of Emily White.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Ah the passive agressive

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Nothing like an audacious mellow heart

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    I’m asking politely

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    PS: Don’t Forget Me

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    ShOOT MY hEART WITh MARShMALLOWS.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.

  7. jjhitt | 5:35 am |

    In an alternate universe Gary Gilmore became an audacious fashion designer.

  8. Sparky | 6:22 am |

    What the h?

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:24 am |

    Purchased from Target?

  10. Frank Burns | 6:38 am |

    “They call me mellow yellow”
    (Qite audaciously)
    Donovan would be proud.

  11. Zordoz | 9:33 am |

    Will you die audaciously when I shoot you audaciously?

  12. DrLex | 9:46 am |

    Also available with imprint:
    ShOOT MY
    SQUISHY hEAD
    “COWARDLY”

  13. Marum | 10:55 am |

    I am quite prepared to shoot another part of your anatomy – many times.

  14. Marum | 12:22 pm |

    I shot my Asian lady five times one night. She was quite mellow by then.
    But I was dead. 😀

  15. Cory Phaeus | 1:16 pm |

    I ShOT THE ShERIFF, BUT I DID NOT ShOOT AUDACIOUSLY.

  16. Lora | 1:26 pm |

    Don’t shoot my heart,
    My yellow, mellow heart,
    The most vital organ I know
    And if you shoot my heart,
    My audacious heart,
    I might be feelin’ mighty low! (as in dead)

  17. GwydionM | 1:28 pm |

    Bury my heart with the marshmallow’s mellow knee!

  18. Jack | 5:15 pm |

    The audacity! >:O

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:21 pm |

    Using a pump-action shotgun would seem appropriate.

  20. Droll not Troll | 9:31 pm |

    I used to be a t-shirt wearer like you, then I took a mellow to the heart.

  21. timmy | 10:48 pm |

    “Captain, who’s the prime suspect in this shooting?”

    “It’s Marhsa, Marsha Mellow”

  22. Stephen | 1:45 am |

    My dictionary defines “audacious” as either:
    “showing an impudent lack of respect”
    or
    “showing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks”
    With that in mind, is it even possible to shoot someone in a non-audacious manner?

  23. Mr. Wrong | 8:03 am |

    Why can’t I free your relaxed mind, and shoot your mellow heart?

  24. EffEff | 11:30 pm |

    My heart isn’t chicken, it’s mellow.

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 1:05 pm |

    ♫♪ ShOT TO ThE MELLOW hEART!
    And you’re to blame
    You give Audacious a bad name

  26. Myself | 4:57 pm |

    Audacious says the weirdest stuff. Someone thought this was a good enough quote to put on a shirt and credit it to Audacious?

  27. Myself | 5:00 pm |

    We need audacity, and yet more audacity, and always audacity, and the fatherland shall be saved!

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