If you can’t join’er…

Don’t forget er

What you do with eggs

I’d rather butter

Whip em whip em good

On the back it says MEAT.

Who wants to lick the shirt?

Beater, that how felt the 5th Beatle. Sad and beater.

Betty Beater

Betty Beater bought a sweater;
“Butt,” said she, “A pecker’s better!
If I put it in my center,
It will make my butter sweeter.
But a bit of pecker butter
Will butt keep my beater butler?”

DFWB

DFWB
Don’t Forget Wife Beater

(To clarify what I meant above.)

Performer of Michael Jackson ” Beat It”.

– I would like something jumper…
– A poolover, a cardigun, or perhaps a noodie?

OK. OK. I’m mister beater. Whadd’ya want?

Mummy! May I lick out the bowl?

I thought those were always sleeveless and a lot lighter material.

For Tolkien fans, they sell a matching one labeled Biter.

@ Ben Then how about one with “DIVER” on it. I am an enthusiastic Muff Diver.

My favourite Tshirt:

G f ck y rs lf.

(Psst. Wanna buy a vowel)

Q. What do you get when you cross a Sheep with a Kangaroo?

A. A woolly jumper.

Q. What do you get if you cross a Ram with a Kangaroo?

A. A very cross-eyed Ram.

A very tall lady named Sam,
Bought a Japanese Tshirt for glam,
The result was not what she hoped,
For by all she was groped,
For it didn’t quite cover her clam.

For fans of the Beatles, maybe?

better to forget woman

Marum | 7:01 am | Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 0
My favourite Tshirt:
G f ck y rs lf.
(Psst. Wanna buy a vowel)

YO~ They need to have another space between the y and the r, because you have to have room for o and u. There’s only room for one letter the way it is now (“G-f-ck y-rs-lf.”) They also have to add a space after the o in “Go”
Go f^ck yourself; otherwise it would all run together as one word.
And no, I don’t have a life. ;-]

@Marum | 6:30 am:
“No, dear, flush it like everyone else does.”

Is there a little S on the zipper?

Also known as Glamdring

@K Haskins.

Yeah. It escaped before I corrected it.

¿Cuándo puedo besar te en el maestro de culo? ;D

Tanim Tok : Wanem taim yu gat laik mi givim kiss long as bilong yu Masta.

Marum (Die schachspielen Katze). 😈

Cut the darn sleeves off if you wanted a beater.

Chris Brown better be wearing this!