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posted on 24 Mar 2014 in Instructions

You should be accused!

Photo courtesy of G.P.
Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan. 

46 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    After receiving this final notice, I am so moved by the Engrish and anguish.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The notice is very apt.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen carefully. The paper is speaking.

  4. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do what you’re told or you’ll be the animal excrement

  5. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Not nice people live here

  6. jjhitt | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Apartment 801 ROCKS!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We shall say this only once

  8. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Pat of cow and spoor of deer.
    I think I’ll leave some droppings here.
    Scat of cat and horse manure,
    I’ll turn Hanshin Apt into a sewer.

  9. SF | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    We know where you live.

  10. SF | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    ♩ ♪
    Making noise, drinking, and dancing till midnight
    Spreading out trash over public places,
    Leaving animal’s droppings over the place,
    These are a few of my favorite things …♫ ♬

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I think, therefore is not only I am

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    5. Please pay the living room before dying

  13. DrLex | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So many neighbors! It must mean something!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ Before we accuse you
    Take a look at yourself. ♪ ♫

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Homey Sweet Homey

  16. Frank Burns | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well you know what this means, TOGA PARTY!

  17. Sparky | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    OK. After midnight, all hell breaks loose.

  18. Dervrak | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not make a noise, drinking, dancing until midnight….

    But at 12:01, you can PARTY like it’s 1999!!!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen in ‘Lessee Don’t Come Home’

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t pay management fee, all your base are now belong back to us.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No gas either?

    How the hell am I expected to kill myself then?

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I shall go to Hanshin Apt 2.

    Rafferty is the manager there, and he makes the rules.

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I didn’t leave the Dog-poo in a public place.
    When you weren’t looking, I stuck it in your fridge.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Whatever you do – don’t eat the “grilled beef sausage” on the bottom shelf

  25. bad noise | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s party after midnight together.

  26. Mr. Wrong | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll pay for your crimes, you foolish chicken ravagers!!

  27. Greenbird | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, just because something *should* happen (the note: “YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSED…”), doesn’t mean that it necessarily WILL happen…
    @Frank Burns: toGA! toGA! toGA!
    @Dervrak: That’s a princely thing to say…!

  28. Mr. Wrong | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    My cat can’t help it — it’s those damned udon noodles.

  29. Mr. Wrong | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re right, @Greenbird. I’m going to wait until I get something worded more clearly. I’m thinking of suing management over this frivolous and vexatious note. And I’ll make sure my cat is properly management-trained.

  30. Ralph Hamilton | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB. Isn’t that, when you are expected to get your Toga in a tangle.

  31. Ralph Hamilton | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To find out if gas is on.

    1. Turn on gas oven.
    2. Put head inside.
    3. Light match.
    4. If you feel OK, there is no gas.

  32. Ralph Hamilton | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Manager.

    With all those bastards screaming, dancing, and yelling from midnight onwards, and all these incomprehensible rules.

    I’ll gladly leave your f——g Apartment Building.

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crutch.

    Tenant – apartment #1

  33. Marum | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hanshin Apartment #1 contains 48 apartments.

    Is it like a Tardis, sorta?

  34. Biff the Understudy | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t spread out trashes. Instead keep the trashes all bundled together before you toss them on the lawn.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Living room 801 Disco Club:

    – Open from 12:00 pm to 10:00 am
    – Is a pubic place, aloud music
    – No entrance pee
    – Bring artillery, friends and animal’s excrements

    PS: Listen carefully, we got the power!

  36. Mark | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    not a caption; This seems a pretty decent attempt at english from a non native speaker. Shame on you for taking the piss

  37. Stopchicks | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, it’s perfectly understandable. It’s also blunt and to the point. I don’t think you want to mess with these landlords, or you’ll have your butt out on the pavement, pronto.

  38. Droll not Troll | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @Mark:
    *insert picture of squinting Fry*
    Not sure if trolling or completely missing the point of Engrish.com.

  39. Kevin | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To be honest, it’s not that funny, or up to the usual standards of Engrish.com.

    Where the humour is “public” you tend to assume they’ve gone to some lengths to check the meaning, but this just looks like someone writing a notice to a crap tenant.

    And “accused” quite an easy mistake to make for a non English speaker, as I imagine he just translated the Japanese verb (問う?) and chose one of the available words (I assume he meant to say “charged”).

  40. Cecily | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember, Cinderella: you may dance, drink and make a noise until midnight, but when the clock strikes twelve, your gown will turn back into trashes and your coach will become animal excrement once more.

  41. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next I call porice, Miss Gorightry!

  42. SonikkuAmerica | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A. Clearly there is, yet not only, me!
    2. I do will pay the management fees until May 28! Do I also has to pay poil-sale Insurapoo doos?
    D. I will do what I supposed to do for public!

  43. Greenbird | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @Seventy2rd:

    Your name is the 1th thing we notice about you. Take as compliment that
    I as am speaking from I selves! moo chess Grassy az.

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Greenbird: It thanx and , I are welcome!

  45. Sensei Le Roof | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not that we’ll actually DO anything, we’ll just tell you what SHOULD happen.

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not living room!

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