Only 2 sizes: too big & too small

posted on 11 Mar 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We’ll apologize.

Photo courtesy of Grant Wideman.
Sign found in Osan, Korea. 

42 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Do you want that in itchy wool or not

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Comes in any color you like as long as its grey.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    I will complain and make trouble

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Do you feel lucky, punk?

  5. jjhitt | 4:10 am |

    Grandma goes to war: Official outfitters of the 29th Umbrella and Handbag Battalion.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Bitch, please! Or maybe Please bitch.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |

    If you complain, we will send our military over to your home

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    ‘Forget Woman’ is the name of the shop

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    MILLitary uniforms, specially for ground troops.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    Millitary,

    I will complain! You sending artillery to mee at my bangolow, the tanks, fighters, ninja, bombs, the uniform generalls in my bed room disturb me here at 2 a.m., wake up my wife, neighbors the dog, just because of wrong size your millitary uniforms, go away, I hate all of you!

    Apollogize, understand, O.K.
    You come again will not wellcome!!

    Customers

  12. GwydionM | 5:49 am |

    Mail order service by ex-military drone. Be sure not to be carrying anything that looks like a weapon or bomb.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:53 am |

    They must know my family.

  14. Chuck | 7:00 am |

    ♫♪ ♪♫ Now, I heard the WACS recruited
    ♪♫ ♫♪ Old maids for the war
    ♫♪ ♪♫ But mommy isn’t one of those
    ♪♫ ♫♪ I’ve known her all these years

  15. jjhitt | 7:04 am |

    “This is my complaint. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

  16. coffeebot | 7:37 am |

    The customer is always right [here, whining]

  17. Biff the Understudy | 8:14 am |

    Definitely one of those stores with a joke “complaint department” hand grenade.

  18. Vulcan64 | 8:19 am |

    SON, DO I LOOK LIKE THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT? AM I WEARING A BADGE THAT SAYS “HI THERE, COME ON IN AND B**** ALL YOU WANT” NO I’M NOT, BOY!!

  19. Frank Burns | 8:48 am |

    This parrot you sold me not half an hour ago is dead!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:51 am |

    1. Choose inappropriate size, color or model
    2. Complain
    3. BOOM!!

  21. Mr. Wrong | 9:19 am |

    There will be blood.

  22. Marum | 9:25 am |

    Mail order? Like most of us; It comes in a box.

  23. Marum | 9:30 am |

    @FB. from John Cleese.

    (haughtily) Oh no sir. It’s not dead. It’s merely sleeping.

  24. Marum | 9:32 am |

    SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE CAUGHT BY THE PRIVATES!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:55 am |

    WARNING: Everybody Expects The Korean Inquisition!

  26. Chuck | 10:07 am |

    He’s all tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

  27. Peter | 10:44 am |

    Of course I will complain. I’m not a soldier.

  28. szk | 11:27 am |

    Atleast they are honest

  29. EffEff | 12:51 pm |

    Corporal Punishment?

  30. Andrew | 2:06 pm |

    …because we know how whiny you can be.

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 3:24 pm |

    complain all you want, military service is still required in Korea.

  32. Jack | 5:02 pm |

    Our shoe department sells assorted shoes – rest assured, none are the same size, and all are for the left foot.

  33. mikew | 6:01 pm |

    We read your mind too.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 7:47 pm |

    Yes Sir, Sir!

  35. Droll not Troll | 9:04 pm |

    For all the Python fans:
    .
    Why did you come in here then?
    I wanted to complain.
    Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
    (For those left wondering, it’s from the end of the Argument Sketch)

  36. Jøshua | 11:53 pm |

    “Klinger! Take that dress off!”
    “Okay, but your not going to like what you see.”

  37. iLock | 4:25 am |

    Ahh, the clever shop owners try a little reverse psychology…

  38. iLock | 4:26 am |

    Millitary uniforms – …For milling about, and stuff…

  39. Greenbird | 10:43 am |

    There’s something more than a little creepy about the way the right-arm sleeve on the green suit looks almost as if it wants to shake hands with you…(“Pleased to meet–oops, sorry; I forgot that I have no hands. Or arms. And I’m only *thinking* at you, as I have no head, or legs-just a pole stuck up my butt, if I even have a butt, which I doubt….Gawd, this place is cheap!”)

  40. Kioku | 6:21 pm |

    Comes in 3 “fun” colors: puce, mauve, and mustard. The colors seen from the window are only for display.

  41. Manycock | 8:22 am |

    That need no washing, no cleaning, there are all the same color all time and need no smell in option

  42. Enclave | 4:54 am |

    Well, thats what I came here for – to complain!

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