Tao Te Rope

posted on 5 Mar 2014 in Signs

Now I don’t have to look for trouble

Photo courtesy of Tom Newhall.
Found near Mt. Aso, near Beppu Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet he does make trouble by hanging around.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sou you can travel here by microwave also.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    The crater parking lot is for Ford Meteors only.

  4. SF | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    So, the crater in the parking lot was caused by a minibus crashing from a rope?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t wait until Heisei 15

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    One can make trouble but can never learn the ropes

  7. pasdrole | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    There must have been some serious potholes

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    the rope is maintained by a teenager because he makes trouble

  9. jjhitt | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This I’ve got to see.

  10. DrLex | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: nanobus may disappear in crater due to tiny size.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonderful suspension is seen by least.

    ROPEWAY ENTRANCE

  12. Stopchicks | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Meh, not impressed. You call that trouble? Next time use an RTD bus, and don’t just do it vicariously.

  13. Ocelot | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s what I call a troublemaker

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING

    Maintenance in progress
    Inconvenience cause not regretted
    Any inconvenience caused is much appreciated

  15. DrLex | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Please understand that I will throw rocks and excrement at your head and call you names. Thank you for your understanding.

  16. Conventi | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So he was involved in the Troubles, too ?

  17. Chris | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey look-a dope on a rope!

  18. Classic Steve | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    I am vicariously executing the guy who made this sign.

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫♪Trouble
    Oh trouble can’t you see
    You’re fixing my rope a way
    And there’s no parking lot left for me

  20. Biff the Understudy | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Signed, Ted Kaczynski

  21. Marum | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I took a “Soap on a Rope” into the shower, but I couldn’t find anything to hang it on.

    Then I discovered that I had already brought something.

    It was no trouble at all.

  22. Marum | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    BEWARE THE IDES OF HEISEI.

  23. Klutz Lament | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I understand that you make trouble, it’s the rest of it that I don’t understand.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen in ‘Maintenance of the Ropes’

  25. Auntie | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Heisei 15 is 2003! This must be Engrish.com’s oldest, most retro posting ever. (Auntie snarks: “Why not post some I have recently sent in?”). This one is pretty amazing, though.

  26. Marum | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Signor. Let me make you an offer you can’t refuse.

    If you make trouble for me, I will vicariously execute your whole family instead of you.

    Signed: Don Corleone.

  27. Marum | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    A schizo young Jap named Lee,
    Caused trouble vicariously,
    Though as mad as a hatter,
    When advised of the matter,
    He said: I’m sorry. ‘Twas another of me.

  28. timmy | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, I just got my maintenance license suspended, I tried to tell the officer “please understand that I make trouble”, but he didn’t understand.

  29. EffEff | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: Would there be room for a Ford Galaxie in that parking lot?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    So is this some sort of Japanese hardcore automotive bondage thing?

  31. Jellychop | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You can always tell troublemakers by their use of multiple hyphens.

  32. Tom | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I… I just don’t even know. No pun this time.

  33. iLock | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Rope? No way!?”
    “Way…”

  34. iLock | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey say 15th, they say 9th, I say 13th… Nobody understand organisation!
    They want to make trouble, well I make trouble with people who make
    a trouble!!

  35. iLock | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *He say 15th

  36. iLock | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I will execute you with a rope vicariously.

  37. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff: How could you fit a galaxy in a crater? Maybe a Mercury Comet.

  38. Anonymous | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one hell of a way to fix a suspension bridge.

  39. Marum | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT.

    Aber, mehere Volkswagen wollen.

  40. EffEff | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: Ok, a comet would fit, but not the planet Mercury. :)

  41. Enclave | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn right you make trouble!

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