Um, we haven’t taken off yet…

posted on 15 Mar 2014 in Clothing

…and this one makes you feel like you’re flying.

Photo courtesy of RC.
Sweatshirt found in Japan. 

30 captions

  1. szk | 4:06 am |

    I have a natural sense we are not talking about flying in a plane

  2. coffeebot | 4:07 am |

    Different from stranger since 1988.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |

    A south east avian airline perhaps

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Wonder what they’ve been smoking

  5. SF | 4:11 am |

    Can someone close the window? I’ve got too much of a refreshing feeling.

  6. SF | 4:11 am |

    The trip of the pleasant Lucy in the Sky (with diamonds)

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    The plane is imaginary. Whoever wrote this Engrish was probably using chemical methods to get high.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Beware of the stranger in the park who takes out his “personality”.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    World seen through Windows Vista

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    What happiness to this shirt?

  11. jjhitt | 5:05 am |

    You’re supposed to use the little paper bag for your overflowing happiness.

  12. Stopchicks | 5:13 am |

    Fry the fliendry skies.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |

    – A plane shirt or the one with graphics, Sir?

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |

    That’s the White House and it’s wonderful… Look ! I can see some fighter jets behind us.

  15. J-Luke | 6:27 am |

    One second before the engine stalled.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |

    This shirt is plane silly

  17. Lora | 7:45 am |

    One time three politicians were flying together in a private jet plane. The first one out the window and said, “If I threw a 100$ bill out the window, someone below us would be really happy. The second said, “Well if I threw five $100 bills out the window five people below us would be really happy. And the third had to say “Well if I threw ten 100$ bills , then ten people below us would be really happy!” The flight attendant, who was by now just a little annoyed, told the three politicians, “And if I threw all three of you guys out the window, about 95% of all the people below us would be REALLY happy!”

  18. GwydionM | 7:56 am |

    Your personality will be taken out and replaced with something blandly happy.

  19. pasdrole | 8:13 am |

    LSD Airlines. Don’t forget to TRIP on your way out! :)

  20. DrLex | 1:57 pm |

    I’ve been in graceful space once. It was a nice change from the usual clumsy space.

  21. Jøshua | 10:49 pm |

    Forget about the personality. Who replaced our parachutes with Skittles?

  22. Sparky | 11:03 pm |

    Makes plane sense to me .Of course, may have had a few.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:31 pm |

    72% bad trip / 35% alcohol

    – Do not stoned wash
    – Do not tumble sky
    – Happiness separately

  24. iLock | 12:30 am |

    The thing which wants to do freely is only done, maaan…

  25. iLock | 12:33 am |

    So this is what’s happening with missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.

  26. Marum | 8:22 am |

    Strange. Just looks like a Cessna 173 to me.

  27. EffEff | 12:55 pm |

    Pilot, why are you flying into the Bermuda Triangle?

  28. Jellychop | 12:36 am |

    I joined the Mile High Club and all I got was this lousy sweatshirt.

  29. ElKabong284 | 10:54 am |

    Runner-up for Southwest Airlines Slogan

  30. iLock | 10:32 pm |

    @Marum: That’s just the Pilot’s impression of the plane.

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