Um, we haven’t taken off yet…

posted on 15 Mar 2014 in Clothing

…and this one makes you feel like you’re flying.

Photo courtesy of RC.
Sweatshirt found in Japan. 

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  1. szk | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a natural sense we are not talking about flying in a plane

  2. coffeebot | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Different from stranger since 1988.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A south east avian airline perhaps

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonder what they’ve been smoking

  5. SF | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Can someone close the window? I’ve got too much of a refreshing feeling.

  6. SF | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The trip of the pleasant Lucy in the Sky (with diamonds)

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The plane is imaginary. Whoever wrote this Engrish was probably using chemical methods to get high.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of the stranger in the park who takes out his “personality”.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    World seen through Windows Vista

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What happiness to this shirt?

  11. jjhitt | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re supposed to use the little paper bag for your overflowing happiness.

  12. Stopchicks | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Fry the fliendry skies.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – A plane shirt or the one with graphics, Sir?

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the White House and it’s wonderful… Look ! I can see some fighter jets behind us.

  15. J-Luke | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One second before the engine stalled.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt is plane silly

  17. Lora | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One time three politicians were flying together in a private jet plane. The first one out the window and said, “If I threw a 100$ bill out the window, someone below us would be really happy. The second said, “Well if I threw five $100 bills out the window five people below us would be really happy. And the third had to say “Well if I threw ten 100$ bills , then ten people below us would be really happy!” The flight attendant, who was by now just a little annoyed, told the three politicians, “And if I threw all three of you guys out the window, about 95% of all the people below us would be REALLY happy!”

  18. GwydionM | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your personality will be taken out and replaced with something blandly happy.

  19. pasdrole | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    LSD Airlines. Don’t forget to TRIP on your way out! :)

  20. DrLex | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been in graceful space once. It was a nice change from the usual clumsy space.

  21. Jøshua | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget about the personality. Who replaced our parachutes with Skittles?

  22. Sparky | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes plane sense to me .Of course, may have had a few.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    72% bad trip / 35% alcohol

    – Do not stoned wash
    – Do not tumble sky
    – Happiness separately

  24. iLock | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The thing which wants to do freely is only done, maaan…

  25. iLock | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what’s happening with missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.

  26. Marum | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange. Just looks like a Cessna 173 to me.

  27. EffEff | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pilot, why are you flying into the Bermuda Triangle?

  28. Jellychop | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I joined the Mile High Club and all I got was this lousy sweatshirt.

  29. ElKabong284 | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Runner-up for Southwest Airlines Slogan

  30. iLock | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: That’s just the Pilot’s impression of the plane.

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