We’re almost there!

We’re almost there!

posted on 28 Mar 2014 in Signs

In fact, we’re right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement.
Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Nearing YOU!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Almost there. To open.

coffeebot
10 years ago

…warm, you’re getting warmer…

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

No we’re not there yet

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

We Are Around You

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Pee-ka-poo! We are close too!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That’s what she said!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Signed, the NSA.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Schrödinger’s Us

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s a bumper sticker.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Member of the Ninja Shopkeepers Association.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Go Away! Then We Open.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Any closer and the piss enters pool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mommy, is that you?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Yeah, let’s just be friends.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

We can see you, but you can’t see us.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

…t homosexuals?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Keep Austin weird.

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

♪ ♫ When you’re in Texas, look behind you,
And that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be. ♪ ♫

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

The bank robbers are right over that hill, kimosabe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No. I want to watch crash.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

And we’re also larger than we appear.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

If you don’t like to see public displays of affection, stay away.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I didn’t know that was a glass door…
Then it hit me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Are we close, or are you just happy to stop me?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Too close. Back up a little.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Later, Kyra Sedgewick in “The Closer”.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Closed! Freddie! CLOSED!!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I was getting close darling.

Then you said: “Hurry up!”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The ne contraceptive.

CLOSE.

It stops the fear of being MUM.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Typo new..(FB&B)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

That’s what all the pedestrians say, just before I get ’em with the bulbar.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Close – Closer – Closet

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Go ahead and move, punk. Make our day!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

If it’s a cigar store, the sign should read “We are close, so no cigar!”

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

♪ ♫ Close to You. ♪ ♫

Cory Phaeus
Cory Phaeus
10 years ago

Now, Go! We are at opened! Hurry, no, wait!

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Zeno’s Paradox

M.U.
M.U.
10 years ago

Something you might hear while going down on the King.

kioku
kioku
9 years ago

Stalkers-R-Us will be taking your payment out of your pockets shortly. Thank you again for shopping at Stalkers-R-Us.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
8 years ago

If you can read this, you don’t need grasses.

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