Youthful indiscretion

I prefer an ordinary Helmet

It’s all over in 30 seconds

Is Lovers ambitious

Honey? Who is Karl?

Young since 1985. Love has no age. Especially when ambitious.

We love you, Helmut. Lang days and peasant nights!

Sincereally yours,

Calvin Klkin, Tommy Hillfinger, Lewis Vuitton, Michael Course, Ray Band, Christian Lewbutton, Dolchay & Gabbanno, Channel, Blueberry, Geevanchy, etcetera etcetera

Did we mention the shirt is by Karl Helmut?

Take off this jacket and show us your real Engrish!

Produced by Karl Helmut. Directed by Ambitious Lover. Starring some youths we blame it on.

Your youth works in a sweatshop making these jackets? No I blame the system!

Karl Helmut, the only former Nazi panzer general to become an A-list fashion designer! You gotta give him credit!

I wonder if the dog noticed THIS!

Has Helmut Dantine been informed?

Marty! We have to do our best to get back to 1985!

I am so ambitious I want my lover completely shirtless. So what’s the use of fashion at all?

Another jacket:

PRODUCED BY

HAMLET LUNG

BLAME IT ON MY MOUTH

SINCE 11:40 PM

WE ARE THE BEST

FOUR AUDACIOUS LOVERS

JOHN US!

No Freddie! Social intercourse is not “screwing in groups”.

Hmm. This does not seem to read correctly. I will have to see Karl Zeiss.

(Karl Zeiss = Ein uber, Deutschland optics manufacturer, and designer)

You got your time wrong.
1985 is actually 2025

I’d blame it on your watchmaker.

I prefer my lover in a completely naked fashion.

As for style: Any style she prefers, and that I am flexible enough to manage.

T-shirt worn by Dark Helmut, of Spaceballs fame.

I get the Engrish.

It’s for ambitious rovers.

For dogs who aspire to become Leather Jackets.