Define candy

posted on 12 Apr 2014 in Candy/Gum

We have very different ideas as to what candy is

Photo courtesy of Michiko Kobayashi.

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  1. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Cow

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Jersey

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Are you a cow boy?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Don’t worry sugar, you didn’t assault my intelligence

  5. Marum | 4:20 am |

    Why not do what our politicians do? Why use one word, when you can use 2 dozen meaningless ones.

  6. Marum | 4:22 am |

    Must be an acquired taste. Just like salted licorice. Great! Once you develop a taste for it.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    tl;dr

  8. GwydionM | 4:24 am |

    Shall I compare thee to a summer deliciousness?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    It wouldn’t stick to the floor without butter, would it?

  10. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Contains bacterium.

    Which, of course, is a camel with two humps.

  11. pasdrole | 4:37 am |

    I just can’t with this deliciousness! It’s just too delicious. I literally cannot even.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    Something new in sugar-free candy.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    You can choose between many wonderful exotic flavors:

    – Cherry Fondue
    – Spring Surprise
    – Cockroach Cluster
    – Anthrax Ripple
    – Crunchy Frog*
    – Ram’s Bladder**

    * We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

    ** We use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    It would make some sense if Candy is the name of the cow.

  15. tadchem | 4:56 am |

    A perfect compliment to sashimi ice cream.

  16. Marum | 4:57 am |

    @DnT I knew a “cow” named Candy. She was the local bike.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    This is sooo last century, now there’s bacon flavoured candy.

  18. Marum | 5:00 am |

    @tadchem. Did you say Samurai ice-cream?

    CAUTION. May contain traces of Bushido.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    @Marum: So, would you liquor? 😛

  20. Sparky | 5:20 am |

    Udderly ridiculous.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |

    Try also our cotton candy – it contains only 30% Polyester

  22. Frank Burns | 5:43 am |

    Butter and salt ? That word would be “Hypertension.”

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |

    ♪ ♪
    Let’s talk about sex baby
    Let’s talk about Salt Candy

    (by ‘Salt ‘n’ Pepa’)

  24. Mr. Wrong | 5:47 am |

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

  25. Mr. Wrong | 5:48 am |

    MI?

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |

    @ Marum: I mean Cow girl … 😉

  27. Frank Burns | 5:53 am |

    In the western world we call it “popcorn”.

  28. DrLex | 6:01 am |

    I am sorry that I cannot tell my doubts about the deliciousness of salty buttered cow bits in a single word.

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:39 am |

    Dangerous candy- a salt and buttery.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |

    No Miss Steak …

  31. coffeebot | 7:11 am |

    moo

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:00 am |

    I can tell deliciousness, but it talks too much.

  33. RT | 11:30 am |

    thiscandyissodeliciousineedtobreakmyspacebartodescribeit

  34. WorrierPrincess | 11:36 am |

    Candy made only from butter and salt? I’d describe the deliciousness as “non-existent,” I think.

  35. Chuck | 12:45 pm |

    @Seventy2rd : As performed by “Salt ‘n Buttah”.

  36. Garst | 1:17 pm |

    I can tell you how delicious this is in one word: heart attack.

  37. Lollerskate | 12:47 am |

    Who’s to blame? In the country of strawberry sausages and cucumber soda, just a word would never do.

  38. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 4:04 am |

    Un culo.

  39. Mark | 4:18 am |

    ‘Apology accepted Captain Needa’

  40. Nonsuch Ned | 11:53 am |

    @ Mr. Wrong
    Buttersaltandcandifragilisticexpialidocious

  41. Anthony van Osch | 3:19 pm |

    They sell this stuff at Daiso in Richmond, B.C.

  42. Squishi | 5:20 am |

    REVOLTING. I’ve bought them in Daiso and tried them here in Australia expecting popcorn (maybe) and got a mouth full of VOMIT flavouring. The worst thing ever.

  43. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:57 pm |

    But I can describe the marketeer who created this slogan in one word: Lazy.

  44. glowyrm | 10:56 pm |

    I’ve got a word – awful!

  45. Ruuku | 2:20 am |

    ‘indescribable’ would be the word you are looking for.

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