For glorious reading

posted on 11 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

Confucius say: reading without light strain an eye.

Photo courtesy of I.T.

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  1. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    The rongest lead starts with a single letter. (Mao Tse Dung)

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    The Chinese Minister for Science?

  3. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 7  

    But I do my best work in the dark. πŸ˜₯

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    It speaks English!

  5. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 7  

    For what I’m planning, a dishonourable technology lamp,would be more appropriate.

  6. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 4  

    This lamp will commit seppuku if it fails to brighten up your night.

  7. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 8  

    The little PNG boy says to his teacher. “My daddy eats light bulbs.”
    Teacher: ‘What?’

    PNG boy: Last night my daddy said to mummy. “Yu meri. Yu lusim light mi laik kaikai.”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    Honourable technology, made with integrity circuits.

  9. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 4  

    Ronghua in Chinese (θžεŒ–) can mean β€œmelt”. That’s probably what will happen to this honourable lamp when it is switched on.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    It is so happy when you turn it on

  11. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 7  

    @ @DrLex. Then it is really a wrong hua then.

  12. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 7  

    @72rd. Wenn es ist langer als elf, das licht besser abblegen ist.

  13. jjhitt | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 4  

    Darkness before dishonor!

  14. algernon | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Something for under the blanket

  15. algernon | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    Funny It looks like a box

  16. Frank Burns | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    Caution; May cause dishonorable discharge when viewing inappropriate materials.

  17. Stopchicks | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Would it be dishonourable to laugh at it?

  18. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    @Algernon. Isn’t that quite suitable for under the blankets?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Must be that LED (= Love Emitting Diode) lamp.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm! Roast lamp with current source!

  21. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    @DnT. An alternative use for your Tens Machine, perhaps?

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    It looks nice, but my venerable technology lamp still suits my needs.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    It’s the new Chinese Linux distro.

  24. Lollerskate | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Comes with hidden blade to spill the blood of the offender who dares say it’s a regular lamp.

  25. RT | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    wuhan clan ain’t nothin’ to @$&^ with

  26. Pressapiss | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manual effort required because “many hands make light work”

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