From our can to your bucket

posted on 16 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Let me open a can of whoop-a… never-mind

Photo courtesy of Casey McKown.
Found in baby formula aisle in Guizhou, China grocery store. 

53 captions

  1. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Comes with a t-shirt.

  2. Peter | 4:08 am |

    Please tell me that this is the Chinese version of Pedialyte…

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Isn’t that feces are discharged from the bowel frequently and in a liquid form

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |

    I’m surprised it didn’t come in a brown tin

  5. Timmy | 4:10 am |

    I’ll take two of these, and also a 12 pack of Squirt, TO GO….

  6. algernon | 4:11 am |

    Well the baby will after this

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Where were you when the sh*t hit the can?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Can’t be much left in stock, they’ve been having a run on it.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    – No sh*t, Mommy?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    That’s appropriate; the bottom of the can has a red ring.

  11. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    Why wait for your baby to produce it, if you can just buy it in a can?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Chinese rip-off of Campbell Soup

  13. DrLex | 4:27 am |

    Limited time free offer: buy two cans of Diarrhoea®, get one can of Vomit® for free!

  14. jjhitt | 4:47 am |

    Wissun Industries
    From: President
    To: Marketing

    See me.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    @jjhitt: The president’s first question: “What a**hole is responsible for this?”

  16. J-Luke | 5:09 am |

    It will give you runs for your money…

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |

    I prefer mine worm, fresh from a bowl, with bits of toilet pepper

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |

    – Best before flushing the toilet
    – Recycle regularly
    – Do not litter

    CAUTION: May contain traces of Salmonella

  19. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |

    The plot to sell more diapers could not be more obvious.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    ♪ ♫
    When you’re shopping in Guizhou and you find a product new… ♪ ♫

  21. Stopchicks | 6:23 am |

    Customer: “Excuse me sir, where can I find Diarrhoea, by Whizzin’?
    Store Employee: “Ummmm…the restrooms are in the back of the store, by aisle 4.”

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:29 am |

    Empty cans available in the DIY aisle.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |

    Can do it.

  24. coffeebot | 6:54 am |

    I trust all Wissun brown market products.

  25. pasdrole | 7:37 am |

    Now, you’re cooking with gas…from indigestion.

  26. szk | 7:55 am |

    It brings a new meaning to sh!tcan

  27. iLock | 8:21 am |

    That’s what I get for eating an entire platoon of those characterless
    American Angus ribs!

  28. Marum | 8:23 am |

    @72rd. Not all that different to Campbell’s soup then.

  29. iLock | 8:24 am |

    With Wissun, the brown liquid will be pissun.

  30. Marum | 8:24 am |

    For every turd can you get one free.

  31. Marum | 8:44 am |

    @pasdrole. That’s pissible, methane is a great fuel. About 6 Cows could power your whole house, as far as heating and lighting goes.

  32. Marum | 8:48 am |

    This just the thing if you have a dire ear.

  33. Marum | 9:01 am |

    Well. This food sure as hell isn’t bland.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:50 am |

    @ Marum: Yep – both are poisoned, bloody mess!

  35. JimS | 10:22 am |

    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  36. Someone | 10:25 am |

    If it isn’t sh*t, it isn’t Wissun!

  37. Big Fat Cat | 11:44 am |

    Wissun used to be a solid company!

  38. Auntie | 2:26 pm |

    Unbelievable. A new Engrish category is born.

  39. RT | 2:27 pm |

    sorry, but i prefer mine extra-chunky

  40. Garst | 3:26 pm |

    It’s the circle of food: from our can to your cup; from your cup to your bowl; from your bowl to our can!

  41. RT | 5:38 pm |

    ♪♫ the best part of waking up… is diarrhea in your cup! ♪♫

  42. Chairman Moe | 6:09 pm |

    If you can sell this, you can sell the Tea Party platform.

  43. Marum | 6:50 pm |

    @Jim S. Is this the word usage you want?

    (The Great Australian Adjective!) A.B. (Banjo) Patterson.

    The Great Australian Adjective

    (W.T.Goodge)

    The sunburnt “bloody” stockman stood
    And, in a dismal “bloody” mood
    Apostrophized his “bloody” cuddy
    The “bloody” nag’s no “bloody” good
    He could’nt earn his “bloody” food
    A regular “bloody” brumby,
    “Bloody!!”

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 pm |

    No need to add water

  45. Marum | 7:29 pm |

    @Pasdrole. As for HEATING, and lighting. I was referring to Qld.(tropical/subtropica) Not snow country, as in most of the USA for the winter last.

  46. Marum | 7:30 pm |

    Heating?? Uhhh?

  47. Lollerskate | 8:06 pm |

    “I’d rather topple a pyramid of flimsy cans filled with wissun diarrhoea, face-first!”

    Sounds like something the AVGN would say.

  48. Droll not Troll | 9:02 pm |

    @RT: Good one! Looks like you and I are the only ones reminded of the Diarrhea Song. 😀
    I was expecting many more rhyming comments on this post.

  49. mustacheham | 5:48 pm |

    A product that doubles as a laxative. Who needs prunes when you have this!

  50. jytou | 9:39 pm |

    The Chinese wording indicates that this is a product to be eaten when the baby is suffering diarrhea, it doesn’t actually cause diarrhea but the packaging is misleading especially to non-Chinese readers.

  51. Tim Crow | 12:42 am |

    Do not open that can of (intestinal) worms!

  52. RocketCat | 8:12 am |

    Put the crap in the bucket

  53. Joanne Gray | 4:35 am |

    For those who don’t have time for food poisoning – just open can and pour down the toilet cutting out the middle man. Yes, housewives everywhere will love new Shit and Go.

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