Good outlooking

posted on 13 Apr 2014 in Toys

Because kids aren’t annoying enough…

Photo courtesy of Tanya Kenworthy-Mosher.

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  1. SF | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 6  

    Brings parents in the hapless world of caffeinated kids. I’m glad it’s simulated.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    Must be caffeine free

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Something for all simulated kids

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    I get it. Caffeine is a stimulant, fake caffeine is a simulant.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    .. and the kids will all live happly ever after. The End.

  6. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    I see – hyperactive kids, full of caffeine. What next – red cordial for elevenses?

    What’s your definition of HELL?

  7. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    And you wonder why some animal species kill and eat their offspring.

  8. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 11  

    Gutem Herr Rodriguez,
    gesundheit.

    Our Bags of Coffee arrived mit Rattschits. This is the third shipment mit Rattschitts. Is it possible to receive coffee mit out der Rattschitts.

    If it is compulsory to have Rattschitts mit unser Coffee, could we them in separate bags have. That way we can mix them to our own requirements, as we find the present mixture ratio, to not be to our liking.

    Thank you….Harry Kuntze.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    With a pinch of salt, it produces a real fake coffee

  10. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    If you give your lover sufficient simulation, you may end up with simulated kids.

  11. Marum | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 8  

    If you want to simulate having kids — try standing under an icy cold shower while someone fogs you with a lash, whist simultaneously tearing up $100.00 notes.

  12. Marum | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    flogs. Merde!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    – Hot and black, Mommy?

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 5  

    Precursor to Starbucks – Simbucks

  15. jjhitt | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    You REALLY don’t know my kids.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    – I’m bubble coffee
    – Suck my beans

  17. Marum | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 6  

    @72rd. You reminded me. The most decadent/self-indulgent treat I know:: Chocolate coated coffee beans. Especially coated with that hard bitter Black Chocolate. (90% Cooca type)

  18. Ben | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    “Soyagotanymorecoffee?!” –Hogarth, from The Iron Giant.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    The down-voting trolls are still having their simulated fun, I see.

  20. Marum | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    “Simulated Coffee set.”

    Are they all those plasti8c people you see at the yuppie Coffee Shops?

  21. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If Jennifer Lopez was up to her breasts in Coffee —
    Where would I like to be?

    Hasta mis bollas en Sidra.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    @ Marum: Worse than Crunchy Frog? 😉

  23. Chris | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    When massive amounts of sugar just aren’t enough.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Make kids. Simulate coffee.

  25. Crack-Smoking Mayor Ford | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t forget to buy the crack pipe set with simulating function, to bring your kids into the happly world of nose candy.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    – Mommy, what kind of coffee do you want me to simulate?
    – Coffee to go. To bed, honey.

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 3  

    We’ve replaced this baby’s formula mix with Folger’s crystals. Let’s watch.

  28. Garst | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Perfect for your kids’ simulated coffee breaks!

  29. RT | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    ingredients: contains 100% pure sugar

  30. Peter | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Sadlly the kids are not happly

  31. Lora | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Comes with a free Caffeine Patch Kid.

  32. WorrierPrincess | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    If you read “kids” as “baby goats”, maybe it’s just a badly garbled version of the legend of how coffee was discovered.

  33. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available, the Borg coffee set. You will be simulated.

  34. Frank Burns | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    I thing those are the lyrics to Portland’s anthem.

  35. Marum | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Rule 102: When you employ child labour, only give them simulated Coffee breaks.

    Right eh Nike?

  36. Marum | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    What did Fritz say when he pushed his brother over the outlooking?

    Look Ma! No Hans!

  37. Clark | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t even know what this is just take my money!

  38. Biff the Understudy | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Font courtesy of Joseph Goebbels.

  39. Marum | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @BTU Wasn’t he the bloke who invented the “Goebbel’s Principle” ie.

    TELL THE BIG LIE FIRST

  40. Greatest | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With such stimulated? I want real!!

  41. Teal Glue | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee set made in China

  42. kioku | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    virtual coffee shop from the people who brought you imaginary candy store. Look at all the delicious things you only wish you could actually taste!

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