Hey, that’s not chlorine!

posted on 17 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Let them eat cake, but not 1/2 hour before swimming

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Found in Tianjin, China. 

34 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Let em swim in the sewer

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Dog paddlers only

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    Definitely not Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    China does have a large floating population.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Better swimming poor than drowning rich

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |

    Swimming for minimum wages!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Don’t worry, the water is only needy-deep.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    When you think about it, all swimmers are in solvent.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    The piss enters me. That’s why I’m poor.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |

    Donald Trump owns the poor!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |

    CAUTION: Do not use the poor as a mouse

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |

    I hope they can all keep their heads above water.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    Later, they’ll go to the change rooms to see if they can find any change.

  14. Chuck | 5:43 am |

    I loves to go swimmin’
    With destitute women
    I’m Popeye the Sailor man !

  15. Frank Burns | 5:53 am |

    Sea weed share croppers.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |

    In the U.S. the middle class is barely treading water.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:38 am |

    – Mommy, I want to be rich!
    – I know, sweetie. Just don’t swim.

  18. Sparky | 6:42 am |

    For floaters.

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 9:26 am |

    The Party would like to apologize for the error. The sign should say “Swimming proletariat.” there are no poor in China

  20. jjhitt | 11:27 am |

    Bacon surfing!

  21. Chuck | 2:13 pm |

    Attention First-Class Passengers:
    In the event of a water landing, the passengers in coach may be used as flotation devices.

  22. Peter | 2:28 pm |

    Poor swimmers

  23. RT | 3:32 pm |

    every 10 minutes, if you don’t insert a dollar at the vending machines at the end of the pool, a valve shoots cyanide gas into the pool water

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 pm |

    English poor beard

  25. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 8:01 pm |

    Naturally. The poor can barely stay afloat.

  26. Marum | 8:03 pm |

    “Men of straw ” would be incapable of natation.

  27. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 8:05 pm |

    The poor can barely stay afloat

  28. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 8:08 pm |

    Por favour Hombre.

  29. mustacheham | 5:47 pm |

    A public pool, I suppose.

  30. Lora | 8:34 am |

    The swimming is poor because people kept adding “P” to “OOL”.

  31. zankhana | 3:08 am |

    Welcome to our OOL. You’ll notice there’s no P in it – let’s keep it that way!

  32. iLock | 6:00 am |

    If they can afford swimming lessons, then they’re not that poor.

  33. iLock | 6:01 am |

    Grammar poor

  34. Airrider | 12:00 pm |

    Over in the next room you’ll find the Swimming Excellent.

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