It all ends up in the same place

posted on 20 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Good news: the sewer bill is down

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Menu found in Hong Kong.  

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Crap meat shouldn’t be confused with the Daily Special Soup

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 4  

    Just one letter changes the whole menu

  3. J-Luke | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    Well, if I had to choose I’d prefer deep fried over steaming…

  4. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    What is this crap?

  5. Timmy | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Hey look, they serve Gorditas here too!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 4  

    Dumpling in, Dumping out

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    – Excuse me, where is the men’s restaurant?

  8. iLock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Hey this restaurant serves offensive odor too!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    – No, don’t crap your hands, honey! *facepalm*

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 5  

    – Mommy, I don’t want this dump crap! I want Diarrhoea!

  11. DrLex | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Well, at least it’s deep-fried.

  12. coffeebot | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Tigert Groupa, heh heh, that’s funny. That was the Engrish part, right?

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I can’t pee soup, and I can’t crap meat. What am I doing wrong?

  14. Marum | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Every time I groupa the waitress, she slapsa my face.

  15. Marum | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    This menu was printed by the Tigert groupa companies.

  16. Marum | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    We can recommend the Daily Special Soup. It has been passed by the management, and the waitress, this very morning.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Tigert Groupa is a distant relative of the Tibet Groupa

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    – Waiter? Where is the mushroom?
    – Second odor on the left, Sir.

  19. Lollerskate | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    What happens when the only translator around is frustrated? This.

  20. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And thus passes the American Angus characterless rib platoon.

  21. Peter | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    What the Dumping Crap is Tiger T Group A ?

  22. Brian | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    NO thanks, I’m on a low-crap diet.

  23. Tim Crow | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After a bottle of Casarsa wine, I’m making some Special Soup…from both ends!

  24. Joanne Gray | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the diarrhoea is firming up nicely.

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