Not figuratively

posted on 24 Apr 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus, Signs

Dude, this is good. Literally.

Photo courtesy of Steve Ruegg.
Spotted at Imperial Palace Hotel in Seoul, Korea. 

41 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Octopus straight out of a book

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Or perhaps a prawn

  3. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    As opposed to the restaurant next door, where they serve octopus that has been painted to look as if it has been fried or baked.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Fried in a liter of oil.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |

    Fried by a literally chef and served to you by well educated server.

  6. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    It’s figuratively delicious.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    The oceans are getting so polluted it’s probably fried with litter.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    I’ll have the Fried Literally, with a word salad. My friend will have the Baked Octopus.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    Well, at least it’s not the Hentai kind of octopus.

  10. Ben | 5:06 am |

    More grammatically correct than most Americans’ use of that word.

  11. timmy | 5:26 am |

    I’m so hungry I could literally eat an octopus!
    Figuratively speaking, of course.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |

    Is that exclusive ‘or’ ?

  13. Ralph | 5:54 am |

    We use Shake and Bakespear. Literally.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |

    Or else … ?!

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:24 am |

    Literally fried. No drunk or drugged-out octopus will be substituted.

  16. Marum | 6:40 am |

    After it had drunk a lilre of Rum, the Octopus was quite literally “fried”.

  17. Marum | 6:42 am |

    Ninemsn News. A bank was held up today by an octopus.

    The suspect was described as greyish, 3feet tall, and extremely well-armed.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:50 am |

    Seriously, I mean it this time.

  19. Marum | 6:52 am |

    Porpoise is swimming along when he sees Squid.

    Porpoise says: “Gee mate. You look crook. Hop up on my back and I will give you a lift to where you are going.”

    On the way Porpoise sees Shark. Shark says: ‘Hi Porpoise. Are you coming over to play poker tonight?’

    Porpoise: “No. You cleaned me out last night. By the way. Here’s that sick squid I owe you.”

  20. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 7:27 am |

    El pulpo.

  21. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 7:31 am |

    El pulpo borracho.

  22. Frank Burns | 7:45 am |

    I can’t wrap my arms around this one.

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 8:22 am |

    I prefer “Cephalopod KIng,” they flame broil their octopi.

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 8:24 am |

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  25. Chuck | 9:02 am |

    Literally Fried or Baked.
    But not definitively either.

  26. jjhitt | 10:05 am |

    The perfect think to snack on while reading War And Testicles.

  27. jjhitt | 10:08 am |

    …oh crud….

  28. Sparky | 10:22 am |

    This octopus didn’t have a leg to stand on.

  29. Lora | 11:29 am |

    @jjhitt – Don’t you mean War and Tentacles? 🙂

  30. GwydionM | 11:41 am |

    Or you could try the Existential Squid

  31. Vulcan64 | 1:20 pm |

    No, the octopus hasn’t been doing LSD or weed. It is ACTUALLY fried or baked.

  32. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 1:48 pm |

    Destroy its evil tentacles.

    AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

    I said; TENTACLES ! – TENTACLES!

  33. Chuck | 2:17 pm |

    Illiterately fried or baked.

  34. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 2:23 pm |

    Did you say “Octopenis”?

  35. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 2:24 pm |

    Designed for an Octopussy.

  36. szk | 8:29 pm |

    Fried or baked? Literally which one is it?

  37. Will Pitts | 4:57 pm |

    Somewhere, a Red Wings fan gets out his wallet.

  38. Joe Navoa | 8:46 am |

    NO, DAMMIT, I want the FIGURATIVELY fried octopus!

  39. Lucano | 6:23 pm |

    soon theyll have figurative lechon

  40. Joanne Gray | 1:18 pm |

    If you on a diet, there’s a metaphorical option.

  41. Jenna | 6:49 am |

    Like, OMG. Don’t let the teens do the, like, translating next time. LITERALLY.

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