This office “can” be available.

posted on 7 Apr 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of MN.
Spotted at an airport in Taiwan.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    The office can find for loser anywhere.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 6  

    Except when you lose the plane at the airport.

  3. SF | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 5  

    Hey, loser! Come here.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Where do I check-up my lost properties that I haven’t lost?

  5. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 4  

    Next to throwing insults at travelers, the customs service office will also tell them to get lost.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    – I know Officer, I’m a Wiener, but I’m still a loser!

  7. iLock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 7  

    You’re an orphan? Come to my office you loser.

  8. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    The pilot really crunched the landing.

    The steward announces over the PA.. Cap’n Crash and his crew hope you enjoyed your fright today. After the smoke has cleared, you may proceed through the debris to the baggage collection point, where you may be able to identify the shattered remains of your luggage.

    Have a nice day

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Losers need not apply for any position at this office.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    The other office can be available for the winner who have won in the same places

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    – Do you have any idea where you lost it?
    – Somewhere above that cloud, Sir!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The office can be available, as long as someone hasn’t lost it.

  13. pasdrole | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Just stay home!

  14. GwydionM | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Losers lost in music should please to sing us a song about it.

  15. Frank Burns | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    I’m a driver. I’m a winner. things are gonna change. I can feel it.

  16. Marum | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    I have often been lost in my lover’s other places. But I don’t think I was a loser. ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. Marum | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    If you have lost luggage before in other places, it is obviously your own fault. You should have learnt by now.

    HACK ORF!

  18. Marum | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    CIQ = Concealed Inconjunct or Quincunx.

    If your luggage is in there, forget it. It’s lost in the cosmos.

  19. Marum | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Must be a sign at Jackson’s. (POM)

    The office Kan will be available.

  20. Kiobada | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This is a Greek airline.

    One could say: “It is a Mykonos outfit”.

  21. Chuck | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    I lost my lunch.
    Do I have any recourse ? I don’t need a second course.

  22. Lora | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Speaking of losers, who’s been thumbing down almost every comment lately?

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    I’m lost in translation …

  24. Conventi | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Is this a psychoterapy office ? I think I need this office, Iยดm a loser who lost a lot in other places

  25. Sparky | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    I’m a loser
    I’m a loser
    And I’m not what I appear to be.

    Thanks to Beatles.

    @Lora. not me!

  26. Auntie | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    At least it did not say “for the looser”, for which we can all be grateful.

  27. jjhitt | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    I’m not a Loser, I’m a Misplacer.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I lost my temper in the customs area. You can keep it, I don’t want it back.

  29. iLock | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    @Lora – It appears it may be multiple people as sometimes
    there have been 5 or 6 down votes for some of our comments! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    Maybe there’s a troll syndicate on some website who traverse
    through the internet choosing to do their business one place and
    then move on to the next one?!

    Maybe they were discussing where, and one person thought
    “Ooh Engrish.com doesn’t really get down votes, I’ve been there a
    couple of times and it seems like a cool community…. let’s change that!”

    Well that’s one of my theories, lol.
    I say never mind the trolls.

  30. iLock | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    …because they have to live with being losers ๐Ÿ˜‰
    and they probably want you to get annoyed, so don’t :)

  31. Chuck | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Is a Troll a male Trollop ?

  32. timmy | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    “Cause I’m a freak, I’m a loser”…..
    “What the hell am i doin here”?
    “My luggage doesn’t belong here….”

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Passengerwithlostluggagesayswhat?

  34. Droll not Troll | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chuck: Yes, in Robert Asprin’s Myth novels.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    @ EVERYBODY: While we are at down voting, do we really need down-vote option? Some larger websites also has that: Everyone who likes it, up votes, if not, leaves it alone. It would be maybe also nice to be able to edit comments and/or even replying to comments.
    Just thinking.

  36. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: I don’t see any need to get hung up about the down voting; trolls come and go. A reply facility would make things more interesting, though.
    Edit facility- maybe, but sometimes the typos are funny!

  37. jjhitt | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    I’d like to check-up on my baggage. Have you lost it yet?

  38. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    The down-vote buttons are just there to keep Droll not Troll occupied. They’re like bubble-wrap for him.

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    @ Droll not Troll, @ EVERYBODY: Well it’s not about trolls – no pun intended (; ) – or about typos; just about a, hmm…(?)

    PS: I personally don’t get upset about being down-voted; but I believe this is a distraction to the whole community. Personally, I know my comments often look like a ‘trolling of the day’ thing, and also stupid and / or un-logical like hell, but sometimes I just can’t stop; when inspiration strikes, it strikes hard, good or bad.

    So I admit that many of the ‘thumb-down’ icons I received are completely justified. But sometimes, I just wish for an explanation… Just to learn something. And last but not least, I never enjoyed any community better than this one; its shin- no, sheer intelligence and the humor; not to mention it made me laugh until I cried so many times!

    PS1: This is in no way being put as an excuse, but just for info, I’m not a native English speaker… ๐Ÿ˜‰ Srry!

    Peace!

  40. Marum | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    And peace on you too.

  41. Marum | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Maybe we can gat peaced together. ๐Ÿ˜€

  42. Droll not Troll | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @A Non-Y Mouse: It’s definitely not me who’s down voting, although I notice that my comments tend to get hit less than others, and I’m still wondering about that.
    It’s funny that you made the connection with bubble-wrap. Anyone who knows me well, knows that I don’t do the bubble-wrap thing either, and they know the reason why. I won’t go into it here. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  43. Droll not Troll | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Yes, when inspiration strikes, just keep on posting; I always do. There’s plenty of room for them, and there’s no telling which one will be the most popular.
    And I’ll keep on voting up the posts I like, from anyone.
    I’ve never thought you were trolling, and since when does humour need to be logical? :)

  44. Marum | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @72rd. Which is your first language then. Your understanding of the nuances of my polyglot language, is superb. Better than many “native speakers”.
    It must come as a salutary experience for adults, who learn their English overseas, to come to Australia. to find we don’t speak it. ;p

  45. Marum | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    @DnT Maybe the Troll covets you bum. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  46. Marum | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    rrrrrrrrr. Thed=se are my left over rrrrrrr s, prease serect one.

  47. Enclave | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the loser in the office!

  48. Joanne Gray | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You may have lost everything else, but hey – you get an office for your trouble.

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