Angry typesetter

posted on 13 May 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.
Photo courtesy of Jitna Bhagani. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 54  Subtract rating 2  

    I’m sure the NSA has some of its best code-crackers working on this.

  2. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 46  Subtract rating 2  

    Hello, do you have a moment to talk about Lorem Ipsum?

  3. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 2  

    The latest addition to the franchise: Angry Birds Sweatshop.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 2  

    Dyslexics of the world untie!

  5. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 2  

    …that, or the most controversial Wheel of Fortune solution in gameshow history

  6. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 2  

    I guess this is what happens when rubbing a keyboard as if playing Angry Birds.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    In Angry Birds Scrabble, players must shoot the tiles at the board with a slingshot.

  8. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    KEMIXIAOZHU is the label name. Google it for other low quality unauthorized knockoffs.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    The game is called ‘Ngr Brds’

  10. Jellychop | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 2  

    Must have been “bring your two year old to work day.”

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 2  

    Someone was teasing a cat by randomly shining a laser pointer on a keyboard.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    GFHD,R is made at here!

  13. Jellychop | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 3  

    It’s from the Infinite Monkey school of t-shirt design.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 4  

    I suppose this is how Angry Chinese sound like

  15. algernon | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 3  

    vndn,sd bvdfbv sdvasdfm.bvnmkl

  16. algernon | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    0101 01235 0000 ……

  17. Frank Burns | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    The worlds laziest translator strikes again!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    They used Ggdhdv Translate, the Chinese knock-off.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    Created by ROFL MAO

  20. Sparky | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    I’m fairly certain this is the ancient Mayan version of Angry Birds.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    The Original version of Angry Bird in their own language.

  22. Chuck | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    CAUTION: Wearing this garment may cause you to be forcibly arrested on the streets of Kiev.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Angry Birds: WTF edition

  24. Joona1410 | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    NFHERGH;YR BRIDRS<:::df

  25. GwydionM | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 4  

    Angry Birds Commit Kemixiaozhu

  26. GwydionM | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Does the first word mean something in Chinese?

  27. Biff the Understudy | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 5  

    @GwydionM: Yes, it means “help, I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese sweatshop.”

  28. alexmagnus | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    This looks like genetic code of some alien species – on that planet they have some different stuff than our A, T, C and G.

    Bot note how the pattern GGHDBDTGH is repeated four times!

  29. Lora | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 2  

    This isn’t Engrish, It’s Angrish!

  30. Vulcan64 | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    GHJHFGJHGHGCJHGCJGHJTGHGGHGHJHGNBTFGHGGFFGGHG

  31. Chuck | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    Angry Klingons.

  32. Marum | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 3  

    AH! My cat has been typing again

  33. Marum | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    It is really the Mayan name for an Axolotyl.

  34. Marum | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    @jjhitt. Or even: De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum

  35. Marum | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    If you notice. The colour of the shirt supports my contention.

  36. Marum | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    From the archives Of Elgoog Wordshipper.

  37. Marum | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    The Chinese Bureau of Agriculture and Trade, brings you this message to you, from its chief bullshippper.

  38. RT | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    gibberish language pack dlc now only $0.99!

    JKLAJ DAKLJ ORUW BLJD CIOF $0.99#?$

  39. Marum | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    I type all the time, when my owner is not home. I order my owner Pizzas, and loads of Coal, and Iron ore, and use up his internet allowance. He never guess that I know how to use his computer. It is much more fun than crapping under his bed.

    It drives him mad.

    Meeooowwwwrrrr….Marum. (Die schachspielen Katze

  40. Marum | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    BTW. Keyboards need a redesign. They are not “paw friendly”.

  41. Marum | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    How do you like the TShirt I designed? My claws kept getting stuck in the keys.

    Purrrrrrr….Marum. (Die machinenschreien Katze)

  42. faulty wiring | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    And the score is Marum 12, Humour 0

  43. tadchem | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Time was you couldn’t say words like that in public…

  44. Biff the Understudy | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Tag inside shirt collar: Made in Qwghlm

  45. Mick | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    GRHSRGETWARSHRTRESTRYT!!!!

    Decode that!

  46. Jesse | 11:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Translator to T-shirt Design Manager: “Yeah, it’s real English. I went to Hahbahd Law School for eight years to learn perfect English. Now give me my two dollars for the week!”

  47. kemi242 | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    fajdgka jksf lejjaKSFJ lkfjal lkfajsfAKSDGN AKLFSJLesdlfjk sdkflejsklgj

  48. Teal Glue | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Angry German Kid’s Chinese cousin, Angry Chinese Kid!

  49. kedu | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KEMIXIAOZHU is a thing.Google it.

  50. Joanne Gray | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I qwertyuiop exactly what you zxcvbnm. I asdfghjkl the same way.

  51. Joona1410 | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    SGYFGUUHS,<F<EH is the SH&#W* GAGHAYE&@G* ever JFSHF&#%&TTHYH@!HGFUBCGQWG, because saves money, because it only costs !*($$$$$$$^$^$^$^$$!

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