Functional shopping

posted on 8 May 2014 in Bags/Packaging

Shopping bag found in Tokyo.
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  1. jjhitt | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    A thing in a bag.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    How much

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 6  

    An oblong with handles

  4. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 6  

    The shopping bags at Womb.

  5. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 5  

    I need a bigger bad for my fucntion: h(x) = |(5y + 3)| / 2[cos( 5y+3 ) – 5]

  6. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 6  

    We are proud to offer you this not entirely useless bag.

  7. iLock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 6  

    Unlike the rest of the junk that we sell.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 9  

    Function just got real!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 9  

    @jjhitt: Who’s afraid of the big bad fucntion? 😛

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 8  

    It’s not just a pretty face… er… bag.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 6  

    Let’s design with Arial Substantial Medium!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    If I don’t get the bag, will there be a wardrobe malfunction?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    INSTRUCTIONS:

    1. Fill the bag with groceries (glass bottles, eggs, tomatoes …)
    2. Rotate the bag counter-clockwise until you’ll be able to read the text horizontally

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    A *random English word* and *another random English word* = Engrish

  15. faulty wiring | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    Is it a flamingo shaped bidet?

  16. Frank Burns | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    A shopping bag without design and substantial function is nothingness. I think that was one of Kierkegaard’s.

  17. Sparky | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    I divorced my bag. She didn’t have design or a substantial function.

  18. Marum | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    There is a hole in the bucket.

    And random words are leaking out.

  19. Marum | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    I imagine, cutting two eyeholes in it. Then putting it over your head, and doing armed robberies, might qualify as a “substantial function”.

  20. Marum | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    You hava designs ona my bag, I maka you cementa boots.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    This bag has an API.

  22. Marum | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 5  

    @Sparky. when I was young, I set up a picnic lunch on top of a headland overlooking the ocean, a good bottle of wine, (I have always been a sucker for a romantic setting) and set out to seduce my newly acquired wife.
    She said. “Let’s go home.”

    At that point, I could see my life ahead, extending into the distant future.

    Could that be construed to be a lack of design, or substantial function?

  23. Marum | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    Oh Yeah. I timed it nicely. The full moon was rising also. 😥

  24. GwydionM | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Are you substantial? This is the design for you.

  25. Marum | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 5  

    @Gwn. Haha. Evening wear for the substantial. :roll:

  26. Marum | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 5  

    @72rd. I thought it was megaron .

  27. tadchem | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    Airsickness just became high fashion.

  28. timmy | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Your store doesn’t have a public restroom? Guess it’s time to use my substantial function bag!

  29. szk | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

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  30. Lollerskate | 12:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Doesn’t get more substantial than storing things…

  31. Marum | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @Lollerskate.

    You may never find my thing in one of those.

    ?? Should may be will. ❓

  32. Lollerskate | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum: Here’s hoping you’re never wrong about that!

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