Macht snell!

posted on 31 May 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

If you snell the 6th security mouth, you’ve gone too far.

Photo courtesy of Allie Paterson.
Found in Beijing, China. 

24 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Raus raus! The Water cube is falling

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Our security guards may be somewhat mouthy, but they have 457 magnums to back up their words.

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    I know nothing!!!

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    In China there are many mouths to feed

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    I could snell the security personnel 200 meters away.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Over the teeth, past the gums, look out security, here it comes!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Water cube will snell if mouth entering or mouth watering.

  8. alexmagnus | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Snell – “A short line of horsehair, gut, monofilament, etc., by which a fishhook or lure is attached to a longer (and usually heavier) line.”.

    “Visitors please forward 200 meters, snell by personel”. So, 200 meters away the personnel is fishing for the poor visitors?

  9. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Betreten des Grasses verbieten!

  10. Marum | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @Algernon. Ich konnen nicht auch.

  11. Hans Schnee | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Trinken Sie Wasser?

  12. Hans Schnee | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Darf ich um etwas Whisky, mit mein glas Wasser haben.

  13. Marum | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Snell Peter = (NZ) World record holding middle-distance runner.(circa1960s)

  14. Marum | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @alexmagnus. Not at all mate. They are doing the gardening.
    Mainly digging up roots.

  15. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice Cube’s tour of China did not go quite as he had planned.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What the hell is that snell?

  17. GwydionM | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Our Security Personnel will snell you carefully and may throw you to the mouth if you seem suspicious.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rubik’s cube can only be played by hands. Sorry no mouth.

  19. juiletgrubber@rogers.com | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Super good snell time!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Number two exiting by unauthorized persons may cause a foul snell

  21. tankero | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is Swedish .
    Snell by = a nice village

  22. kioku | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cold water cubes: for the people to whom ice cubes are too cold.

  23. Sparky | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Schnelle, schnelle, schnelle!

  24. sirpaulfan | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Vee haf vays off making you forvard.

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