Macht snell!

posted on 31 May 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

If you snell the 6th security mouth, you’ve gone too far.

Photo courtesy of Allie Paterson.
Found in Beijing, China. 

24 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    Raus raus! The Water cube is falling

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Our security guards may be somewhat mouthy, but they have 457 magnums to back up their words.

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |

    I know nothing!!!

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |

    In China there are many mouths to feed

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I could snell the security personnel 200 meters away.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Over the teeth, past the gums, look out security, here it comes!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Water cube will snell if mouth entering or mouth watering.

  8. alexmagnus | 4:24 am |

    Snell – “A short line of horsehair, gut, monofilament, etc., by which a fishhook or lure is attached to a longer (and usually heavier) line.”.

    “Visitors please forward 200 meters, snell by personel”. So, 200 meters away the personnel is fishing for the poor visitors?

  9. Marum | 4:28 am |

    Betreten des Grasses verbieten!

  10. Marum | 4:30 am |

    @Algernon. Ich konnen nicht auch.

  11. Hans Schnee | 4:32 am |

    Trinken Sie Wasser?

  12. Hans Schnee | 4:41 am |

    Darf ich um etwas Whisky, mit mein glas Wasser haben.

  13. Marum | 5:29 am |

    Snell Peter = (NZ) World record holding middle-distance runner.(circa1960s)

  14. Marum | 5:32 am |

    @alexmagnus. Not at all mate. They are doing the gardening.
    Mainly digging up roots.

  15. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |

    Ice Cube’s tour of China did not go quite as he had planned.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:38 am |

    What the hell is that snell?

  17. GwydionM | 11:58 am |

    Our Security Personnel will snell you carefully and may throw you to the mouth if you seem suspicious.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:02 pm |

    Rubik’s cube can only be played by hands. Sorry no mouth.

  19. juiletgrubber@rogers.com | 7:51 pm |

    Super good snell time!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:42 am |

    WARNING: Number two exiting by unauthorized persons may cause a foul snell

  21. tankero | 4:14 am |

    It is Swedish .
    Snell by = a nice village

  22. kioku | 1:40 pm |

    Cold water cubes: for the people to whom ice cubes are too cold.

  23. Sparky | 8:44 pm |

    Schnelle, schnelle, schnelle!

  24. sirpaulfan | 12:19 am |

    Vee haf vays off making you forvard.

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