Number 1 Carnival!

posted on 21 May 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I have to go!

Photo courtesy of Amy Adams.
Found at a University in Taiwan. 

40 captions

  1. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Just lie down here

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Comes with a free string of pearls

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    The Bukkake Festival will be held at the Abnormal University.

  4. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    This really pisses me off!

  5. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Obviously, “normal” is a relative concept.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Don’t they mean the UriNational University?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    You really need to watch your pees and queues at this carnival.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Coming Soon: Golden Urinal Carnival

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    In Taiwan, normal universities are something special

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    Golden shower feels great after Swimming Poor Festival

  11. algernon | 4:34 am |

    To be held at the Far Canal

  12. timmy | 4:39 am |

    “This has to be the worst carnival I’ve ever been to!”

  13. timmy | 4:40 am |

    Whatever you do, don’t stand under the Ferris wheel.

  14. PeeBee | 4:51 am |

    No wonder it’s written in yellow…

  15. jjhitt | 4:53 am |

    Do NOT sit in the front row.

  16. coffeebot | 5:09 am |

    special appearance by PeePee the Clown and his YellowDog

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:29 am |

    The open house at the Normal University usually draws in huge crowd.

  18. Sparky | 7:03 am |

    The carnival where everyone gets pissed off.

  19. Kiobada | 7:20 am |

    ♫Don’ty stand under the Ferris Wheel,
    With anyone else but me,
    Don’t stand under the Ferris Wheel,
    While all of the users pee♫

  20. Marum | 7:22 am |

    What is normal?

  21. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Steady Eddie is Vice Chancellor at the other one.

  22. Marum | 7:26 am |

    For the non Aussies ~ Steady Eddie is the comedian with Cerebal Palsy, who does all those “terrible disabled jokes.

    Ie. I won the breakdancing comp at the local pub the other night. All I was trying to do was walk across the dance floor for a p*ss.

  23. Marum | 7:50 am |

    WELL! It couldn’t be: the National University of Taiwan. That would be N.U.T.

  24. Marum | 7:51 am |

    Hehe. All their graduates would be NUTs.

  25. Senor Ramon Guerrero | 7:59 am |

    You Ingleese with your strange language.

    I thought “Golden Rain” was a firework.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:19 am |

    They’ve been holding it every year.

  27. Gooma | 10:17 am |

    Hosted by the Urology Faculty.

  28. Gooma | 10:22 am |

    You are either a member of the College of Urologists or you’re not.
    One could say, either urine, or, ureout.

    BOOM BOOM!

  29. szk | 10:46 am |

    I could go for that

  30. Chuck | 12:37 pm |

    I’m in no hurry to meet the Carnival Queen.
    I guess the runner-up would be Number Two.

  31. WorrierPrincess | 1:38 pm |

    If this is the Normal University, I’d hate to see how the Kinky University celebrates.

  32. RT | 2:34 pm |

    this must be taiwan’s answer to oktoberfest

  33. Crank Caller | 3:14 pm |

    Next month, Normal University will be hosting the “Everybody Poops” carnival.

  34. Lollerskate | 3:45 pm |

    Wait till you see the Normal University’s exclusive gimp graduation ceremony…

  35. Lollerskate | 4:00 pm |

    The mind says something is wrong.

    The stains announce it’s just the beginning.

  36. Teal Glue | 5:10 pm |

    Festival of the Toilet Beard

  37. tadchem | 11:57 am |

    The beer at this festival tastes funny, and I think you should stay away from the fudge booth.

  38. Gooma | 3:22 pm |

    Is that what millionaires install in their bathrooms – a golden shower?

  39. Kiobada | 3:23 pm |

    Yes. And a chocolate starfish in the toilet.

  40. Teal Glue | 7:39 pm |

    This festival is held by Miss Urine Tester USA.

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