Please raise your friends…

posted on 22 May 2014 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Extend a hearty friend-shake

Photo courtesy of Emily Robinson.
Shirt found in Korea. 

42 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Just the thing to wear to the Golden Shower festival

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Outstretched wetting frees your mind

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Did those friends enter a black hole?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    It lives life live. It dies death studio.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    CAUTION: Never shake friends to outstretch to heaven. Just crap them a few times.

  6. Chuck | 4:19 am |

    Let me be the first to shake your friend.

  7. Chuck | 4:20 am |

    Go wet or go home.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Some of my best friends have fingers.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    You can stretch friends just so far, and then they won’t be your friends any longer.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    I was waterboarded by the CIA and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    HEAVEN: For airheads only

  12. Frank Burns | 5:05 am |

    Just “hanging” around with my friends.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |

    I set my mind free. Then it read this shirt and ran away to hide.

  14. DrLex | 5:59 am |

    Help, I have caught life live fever. I need some cyanide!

  15. Sparky | 6:05 am |

    It’s just a bad hair day…or the second coming.

  16. GwydionM | 7:09 am |

    I stood with head wet, but my friends caught the fever and died

  17. Chris | 7:13 am |

    We’d like to extend to you this laurel. And hearty handshake.

  18. Gooma | 8:09 am |

    Japanese ladies will never outstretch a TShirt.

  19. Gooma | 8:11 am |

    Not like Dolly Parton’s hubby.
    He put on one of her old jumpers backwards, and went to the Fancy-dress Ball as a Camel.

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 8:23 am |

    Oh great! Now Engrish.com is putting those nerdy T-shirt ads with big breasted cute girls in the main feed!

  21. Gooma | 8:38 am |

    @NN Not a boobs man myself. But I would only call those “average”, or normal. 😐

  22. Marum | 8:42 am |

    Tick Fever frees your life.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:43 am |

    In hindsight, friends don’t make very good umbrellas.

  24. Marum | 8:49 am |

    A Non Y. They do if you skin enough of them.

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 9:01 am |

    …and here I thought I was thought I was making a joke… I guess I’ll have to turn in my Female Body Inspector badge in.

  26. Marum | 9:08 am |

    May I apply for the vacancy? I have a “yen” for such a job.

  27. Trixie | 10:06 am |

    @DNT. Fingers? Yes. How could you ever scratch your bum without them.

  28. Gooma | 10:10 am |

    Her toilet is upstairs. So she slides down the bannister rail afterwards.

  29. Gooma | 10:12 am |

    First she stretches this crummy T Shirt over the rail.

  30. jjhitt | 11:17 am |

    Nice pair of friends.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:25 am |

    Wash your friends thoroughly before use.

  32. combat_rock | 11:32 am |

    Hey! My mind lives up here!

  33. tadchem | 11:53 am |

    I just *love* the way both your friends stretch themselves out reaching for my hands. Let’s get wet!

  34. Big Fat Cat | 12:31 pm |

    my stretched friends are excellent sunblocker.

  35. Chuck | 8:13 pm |

    ♫♪ ♪♫ Free your mind. ♫♪ ♪♫
    ♫♪ ♪♫ And the breast will follow. ♫♪ ♪♫

  36. Jellychop | 8:36 pm |

    With friends like these who needs hands?

  37. iLock | 1:46 am |

    The upcoming Mass Suicide by Drowning event catches on…
    Invites by Facebook friends.

  38. Mr. Wrong | 7:57 pm |

    The Puppetry of the Friends.

  39. Sparky | 9:39 pm |

    I bought the Stairway to Heaven but none of my friends were there.

  40. Kaka | 8:00 am |

    Boobs Lives!

  41. juiletgrubber@rogers.com | 7:53 pm |

    Why head wet?

  42. Tim | 2:19 pm |

    For some reason I just kept reading the first three lines over and over…

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