You can’t just have one!

posted on 1 May 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

It’s mostly hands on business

Photo courtesy of Brigitte Durnwald.
Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 9  

    So its a men’s brothel

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 8  

    Home of the creative phallus

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 8  

    Well hello big boy

  4. GwydionM | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 57  Subtract rating 7  

    They seek further market penetration

  5. faulty wiring | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 10  

    The sister store is better…Pants Underwear Slacks Sneakers Yfronts

  6. faulty wiring | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 7  

    Try COCK today, either via the front door or our increasingly popular back entrance. A real hands on experience!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 11  

    That’s a gay bar!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 9  

    When the order arrives, the server will say, ” Thy Kingdom Come!”

  9. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 8  

    Welcome to my Kingdom. I am the King of …. Crafts.

  10. jjhitt | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    “It’s good to be king.”

  11. jjhitt | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 7  

    @faulty wiring: Don’t you mean Crafts, Unique Notions, Things?

  12. jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 8  

    Call today. Ask for Wang.

  13. jjhitt | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 7  

    I had no idea the place was so small.

  14. faulty wiring | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 8  

    jjhit@t: Some haven’t identified this yet even after help

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 3  

    This business is run by a couple of nuts.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 7  

    Remember the first time you heard about cock fighting?

  17. Frank Burns | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 8  

    Those “creative oriental crafts” were just a bunch of doodles!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Be careful with crafts. You could prick your finger, or vice-versa.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 7  

    The prices were a little inflated.

  20. DrLex | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 8  

    We’re especially good in wood crafting.

  21. iLock | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 11  

    Well the Engrish has been a bit vulgar lately but at
    least the last couple of days they’ve been very polite!

  22. iLock | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 8  

    Is this where Puppetry of the Penis began?

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    It’s a craft shop. I’m sure you could walk in and get felt.

  24. PeeBee | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 8  

    Thank you for trying Cock. Please come again.

  25. J-Luke | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 8  

    Sorry, I’m already a member of the Valued Atelier Giving Infinite Necessary Advice…

  26. Sparky | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 8  

    This door swings both ways.

  27. iLock | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 8  

    I wonder where the white paint is hiding.

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    @jjhitt | 4:51 am: It seems the proprietor’s name is really Miss Huong! 😀

  29. Chuck | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    We aren’t your usual DIY shop. Let us service you today !

  30. Chris | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 7  

    @Droll not Troll: Sometimes a little prick can be very annoying.

  31. Pasdrole | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 8  

    Watch us intimately sculpt and fully erect new statues right before your eyes.

  32. jjhitt | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 7  

    Tastes like chicken.

  33. Droll not Troll | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    This shop is open to the general pubic.

  34. Biff the Understudy | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 7  

    Looks like they’re a little more liberal than Hobby Lobby.

  35. Marum | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 7  

    Cock a doodle doo to you too.

  36. Marum | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 7  

    Capo di tutti Capi

  37. Marum | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 9  

    Maybe that explains some of our politicians. (a pox upon all their houses) They couldn’t achieve the amount of stupidity they display, playing with only one.

  38. Marum | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 7  

    Priapism is our middle name.

  39. Marum | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 8  

    @DnT Indeed! We have had two successive ones as Liberal Prime Ministers.

  40. Marum | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 7  

    So solly. @Chris that should have been.

  41. Marum | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    Please don’t bite the merchandise.

  42. Marum | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 8  

    CUSTOMERS FOUND CHEWING ON THE STOCK
    WILL BE TICKLED TO DEATH WITH A FEATHER DUSTER!!

  43. Marum | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 8  

    Assuming they are females of course. Males will have their water cut off.

  44. Marum | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 7  

    I. Tu long Wang, approve this sign.

  45. Dervrak | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 7  

    I worked in their marketing department most of my teenage years, never got many takers though….;-(

  46. Moose Hurling | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 4  

    Members only.

  47. tadchem | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 5  

    The doorbell goes “Dong!”

  48. Christian | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its well worth a try!

  49. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Try also our cockroach

  50. J | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t shop here — with those ridiculous prices they are just trying to shaft you!

  51. BigD25 | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, please!

  52. Ruuku | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    sounds like a front for some other kind of business- a sample yes please.

  53. John anonimus | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who wants to climb the mountain XD

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