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posted on 25 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

I was vaccinated specifically for this.

Photo courtesy of Jim Steele. 
Menu found in Xian, China. 

31 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    Well, at least it doesn’t smell like sh**

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Its a piss fish

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    So its a bladder fish then

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    I want mine law and full of flies

  5. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    I think the Chinese cook will be pretty pissed when he finds out what the translator did here.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    – Bonatit!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Anyone who can recognise the burning smell of urine has had experiences outside those of us mere mortals!

  8. jjhitt | 4:27 am |

    The entrée that’s also a crowd control agent.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Made with fresh vomit

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:41 am |

    The cook needs to go to the Emergency Room now, his urine tastes like ketchup.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    I don’t know which is worse, the way it smells or the way it looks!

  12. Stopchicks | 5:37 am |

    As a nascent fish egg, you somehow avoid any number of birds, larger fish and other animals that would have you as a snack. You develop into a small fry and grow, in an underwater world full of peril. You avoid countless encounters with fish hooks, predators and other hazards, and through it all, you eventually grow into a proud, robust adult. You’re a survivor in a world where most of your kind do not survive. And then…it comes to this.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |

    Doctor, it burns when I pomfret!

  14. Trixie | 6:15 am |

    @Stopchicks. Could be worse. You could be a Salmon. You spend your time swimming against the current, finally achieve your aim, then get screwed and die.

  15. Gooma | 6:19 am |

    I think you can be vaccinated against that.

  16. Gooma | 6:21 am |

    @DnT. “Pomfret”. Yes. Steer clear of that. Pommy food is crap.

  17. J-Luke | 6:24 am |

    “Burn, baby burn
    Pissco inferno…”

  18. jjhitt | 6:35 am |

    Fish on it.

  19. Sparky | 6:49 am |

    Urine bad shape if you order this.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:51 am |

    “Waiter! There is a fish in my vomit!”

  21. Marum | 6:57 am |

    A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
    That lives in the Cina Sea,
    It sleeps in a coral cave by day,
    And screams in the midnight sea.

    A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
    As it gnashes its 84 teeth,
    It sleeps in the sun on a sandy cay,
    And is a nightmare beyond belief.

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”


  22. Marum | 7:53 am |

    1st bloke: After sex, does your penis burn when you urinate?

    2nd bloke: Wouldn’t know. Never tried to light mine.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:54 am |

    Fish Exploder?

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 9:54 am |

    Ms. Pomfret, if you go by the symptoms, burning, smelly urine and a hint of fishiness… I’m afraid you have a yeast infection.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 9:57 am |

    Ahh, too much coffee.

  26. Tim S | 10:29 am |

    Waiter, can you recommend a wine to complement this?

  27. Peter | 11:29 am |

    And the following dish will be . . . Crap burning smell of faeces.

  28. Lollerskate | 11:31 am |

    And that’ why you should never burn asparagus.

  29. Stopchicks | 6:09 pm |

    @Trixie: The salmon scenario seems a lot better than ending up cooked and covered in…whatever that is…and named “burning smell of urine.”

  30. Lora | 2:12 pm |

    Looks the smell of “downstream” caused this fish to swim back “upstream” the person who was eating it.

  31. NeoSaturos123 | 2:52 pm |

    Fish already smell like piss. What’s the problem?

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