Beware of things falling everywhere

posted on 15 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Ollie Barker.
Found under a tall tree at Fengdu China.

20 captions

  1. DrLex | 8:00 am |

    I always wear a helmet. I won’t be caught off-guard by the sky falling on my head!

  2. Marum | 8:01 am |

    If a pedestrian falls past you, I would suggest you take a firm hold onto something.
    Reality perhaps?

  3. Marum | 8:05 am |

    Dr Lex. I always wear a hard-hat whilst mowing the lawn. But not because of the sky. We have Spur-wing Plovers. 😡

  4. Marum | 8:08 am |

    Severe breaking of the head will get you 500 bath.
    You will get them during your year in hospital.

  5. DrLex | 8:10 am |

    Please always carry flamethrower to fight The Thing.

  6. Gooma | 8:12 am |

    After I took a firm hold of the translator by the throat, I did not suffer from any more falling instructions.

  7. Gooma | 8:16 am |

    If your thing falls on the ground, your legs have obviously shrunk after all those baths.

  8. Trixie | 8:20 am |

    I’ve never seen a thing that hasn’t fallen, when I’ve finished with it.

  9. jjhitt | 9:44 am |

    I’m Charles Fort and I approved this message.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:52 am |

    I paid attention, I fell the thing, but those strictlys always spoil every thing

  11. GwydionM | 10:52 am |

    Fall of the House of Things

  12. Big Fat Cat | 11:25 am |

    The upper air has been identified as gases passed by high officials sitting above the cloud. They do hit hard on the pedestrian peasants.

  13. Lollerskate | 1:31 pm |

    It’s a wonderful thing to see you pass, pedestrian.

  14. Sparky | 3:16 pm |

    The Addams Family strikes again.

  15. tadchem | 4:40 pm |

    The air is falling! The air is falling!

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:56 pm |

    If a pedestrian passing upper air can fall the thing, a pedestrian passing bottom air must be deadly!

  17. algernon | 12:54 am |

    Well just stand here then

  18. Anomoly | 2:55 am |

    Why does the passing pedestrian forbid strictly the stay? Shouldn’t that be up to the foreman?

  19. Marum | 5:36 am |

    Passing??? Oh, I thought it was Pi . Oh! Never mind.

  20. sirpaulfan | 11:49 pm |

    Who’s Stricklys?

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