Got feelings?

posted on 3 Jun 2014 in Containers

Photo courtesy of Kaori.
Found in Japan.  

32 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    No thanks, last time I compared with past milk I got severe diarrhea.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |

    I never relish the feelings of weighing 300 lbs from drinking high fat calorie milk.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    It’s half-past milk already and I still haven’t found a place to keep all those calories.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Forget the milk. Drinking feelings is better for your heart.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Past milk is better than failt milk.

  6. jjhitt | 4:34 am |

    Express your feelings.
    We need the milk.

  7. algernon | 5:11 am |

    Is that the milk you’ve passed that gives it its lightness

  8. algernon | 5:12 am |

    Comes by the litre

  9. Frank Burns | 5:53 am |

    Better past milk than past gas.

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:08 am |

    @jjhitt: or vice-versa. 😉

  11. Sparky | 7:07 am |

    I get my fresh drinking feelings from vodka.

  12. WorrierPrincess | 7:20 am |

    I prefer to relish the low-fat milk of human kindness. More feelings.

  13. Marum | 8:15 am |

    Hmm. My wife must drink the old-style milk.
    When she wanted a new car recently, she wanted a Porsche. Trying to talk her out of it, she said: “I don’t care what it is, but it has tio go from 0 -100 in under 6 seconds.”
    So I bought her an Hyundai i20 and a set of bathroom scales.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:52 am |

    I remember the previous milk – it was so nasty.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:00 am |

    CAUTUON: Best until present milk

  16. Marum | 10:03 am |

    @72rd. Clever boy! It was so long ago too. Obviously did not affect your memory. 😎

  17. Gooma | 10:07 am |

    Comes packaged in the new, miracle, go anywhere, self-propelled container.

    ………………..TITS…………………….

  18. Gooma | 10:10 am |

    Its getting it out that’s the problem.
    The owners of the containers, can be most recalcitrant

  19. Marum | 10:56 am |

    Recalcitrant; Mng3 = Difficult to deal with or operate.

    That’s the problem. They don’t come with an Operators Manual.

  20. Marum | 11:02 am |

    Best before 07. 14.
    NAH
    Best before SEX.

  21. Marum | 11:05 am |

    Translation for Kiwis
    Sex is the hour after five and before seven.
    Six is sumpin you do in bid.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 2:10 pm |

    Got feelings?

  23. Take2 | 4:33 pm |

    I see the random word generator is working again . . .

  24. tadchem | 2:33 am |

    Fresh low-fat milk with relish is best if used by last week. Feel the calories!

  25. Jellychop | 3:05 am |

    It’s the milk of the future – today!

  26. Will Pitts | 9:33 am |

    I’ve tried milk mixed with relish before. It ended badly.

  27. Marum | 11:11 am |

    How would you like your Asses’ milk Cleopatra, pasteurised?

    Nah! Just up to me boobs.

  28. Peter | 12:32 pm |

    Better relish the low-fat milk of fresh drinking by calorie keeping from compared with futureurised milk

  29. Iceman | 7:10 pm |

    Please don’t ask about my feelings on last milk, let alone compare them with my current milk. It still hurts Me and I don’t want to relish them no more.

  30. sirpaulfan | 12:13 am |

    My milk is kind of shy about sharing its feelings…

  31. Myself | 7:08 pm |

    But this isn’t relish, it’s milk!

  32. Myself | 7:08 pm |

    Sure, if you teach me how.

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.