Honey, have you seen my operation interface?

posted on 2 Jun 2014 in Clothing, Computer

In the wrong hands, English can be very dangerous…

Photo courtesy of Brian Butterfield.
Found on ATM screen in Taiwan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Or they might send in a troll

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 2  

    You can’t trust anyone speaking english

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Use the Engrish operation interface instead, it is much safer.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 2  

    Big deal. Our politicians do that all the time.

  5. Jellychop | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Then how do we know you’re not the gangster?

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes. The gangster “May” use the English operation to cheat us but they have already been using the Chinese operation for thousands of years.

  7. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Automated Thug Machine

  8. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Actions speak louder than using the operation interface.

  9. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Said otherwise: our knowledge of the English language is so poor that we would not notice if someone hacked our terminal. Use at your own risk.

  10. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Dave, I’ve just picked up a fault in the English operation interface. I think you ought to sit down, take a stress pill, and tell me your PIN.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 2  

    Don’t let gangsters operate on you. They’ll steal your kidneys!

  12. Marum | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I see the Ghanian Romance Scam Industry is thriving.

  13. Marum | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Confucius say: Everything I tell you is false.

  14. Marum | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    I guess, telling us where flight MH370 is, is out of the question

  15. jjhitt | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Nice interface you got here. Be a shame is anything was to happen to it.

  16. Sparky | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    English Operation Interface widely known as EOI actually is End Of Identity.
    Got lost in the translation.

  17. GwydionM | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    But if they use the Chinese operation interface to cheat you, we will arrest them.

  18. tadchem | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    I can’t even get my English to operate on my bowling ball interface. Maybe I should put a little Chinese on the ball.

  19. Lora | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Ah yes, the infamous Taiwan Mafia, who send those unfaithful to their organization to “sleep with the Siamese Fighting Fishes”. Although it’s not very effective since the water in the rice paddies is barely above their ankles. :)

  20. pasdrole | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Press Here to $$Get Money Beetches$$

  21. Stan | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Please do a t shirt with it. It is so perfect.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Some women use a plastic operation interface to do that.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    – What’s that thing on your interface, dear?

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    I don’t think what language interface you use for Operation has anything to do with it. I think it’s just that all that experience with chopsticks makes it easier for them to not touch the sides.

  25. Peter | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Attention, the government may use just anything to cheat you.

  26. Dodol | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems that the banks are gangster’s paradise

  27. sirpaulfan | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice English operation interface you have there, don’t he Bruce? Wouldn’t want something to ‘appen to it, would we?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Interface off!

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