Honey, have you seen my operation interface?

posted on 2 Jun 2014 in Clothing, Computer

In the wrong hands, English can be very dangerous…

Photo courtesy of Brian Butterfield.
Found on ATM screen in Taiwan. 

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Or they might send in a troll

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    You can’t trust anyone speaking english

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Use the Engrish operation interface instead, it is much safer.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Big deal. Our politicians do that all the time.

  5. Jellychop | 4:17 am |

    Then how do we know you’re not the gangster?

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |

    Yes. The gangster “May” use the English operation to cheat us but they have already been using the Chinese operation for thousands of years.

  7. jjhitt | 4:17 am |

    Automated Thug Machine

  8. DrLex | 4:18 am |

    Actions speak louder than using the operation interface.

  9. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Said otherwise: our knowledge of the English language is so poor that we would not notice if someone hacked our terminal. Use at your own risk.

  10. jjhitt | 4:23 am |

    Dave, I’ve just picked up a fault in the English operation interface. I think you ought to sit down, take a stress pill, and tell me your PIN.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    Don’t let gangsters operate on you. They’ll steal your kidneys!

  12. Marum | 5:05 am |

    I see the Ghanian Romance Scam Industry is thriving.

  13. Marum | 5:08 am |

    Confucius say: Everything I tell you is false.

  14. Marum | 5:26 am |

    I guess, telling us where flight MH370 is, is out of the question

  15. jjhitt | 6:15 am |

    Nice interface you got here. Be a shame is anything was to happen to it.

  16. Sparky | 6:20 am |

    English Operation Interface widely known as EOI actually is End Of Identity.
    Got lost in the translation.

  17. GwydionM | 6:33 am |

    But if they use the Chinese operation interface to cheat you, we will arrest them.

  18. tadchem | 9:24 am |

    I can’t even get my English to operate on my bowling ball interface. Maybe I should put a little Chinese on the ball.

  19. Lora | 9:31 am |

    Ah yes, the infamous Taiwan Mafia, who send those unfaithful to their organization to “sleep with the Siamese Fighting Fishes”. Although it’s not very effective since the water in the rice paddies is barely above their ankles. :)

  20. pasdrole | 6:39 pm |

    Press Here to $$Get Money Beetches$$

  21. Stan | 11:40 pm |

    Please do a t shirt with it. It is so perfect.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:15 am |

    Some women use a plastic operation interface to do that.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:22 am |

    – What’s that thing on your interface, dear?

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:06 am |

    I don’t think what language interface you use for Operation has anything to do with it. I think it’s just that all that experience with chopsticks makes it easier for them to not touch the sides.

  25. Peter | 3:10 pm |

    Attention, the government may use just anything to cheat you.

  26. Dodol | 12:36 am |

    Seems that the banks are gangster’s paradise

  27. sirpaulfan | 12:14 am |

    Nice English operation interface you have there, don’t he Bruce? Wouldn’t want something to ‘appen to it, would we?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 pm |

    Interface off!

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