Our furniture is particular about furniture

posted on 13 Jun 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

All our reality is uncorrupted…

Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. 

45 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    I will not pay this nosebleed – it is scratched!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Damn … I’m out of bath

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    We have attempted to replace the corrupt reality, but we obviously failed.

  4. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    Danger! Breach in dammage of reality detected. Nonsense flooding in from another dimension. Corrupted reality hazard imminent.

  5. algernon | 4:27 am |

    This sign is a corrupt reality

  6. algernon | 4:28 am |

    If your recoup the cost of the furniture the replace the corrupt rality

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    And if you do it again we’ll make you take all those bath in ice water!

  8. jjhitt | 4:48 am |

    It’s all fun and games until someone gets a tick tick.

  9. jjhitt | 4:53 am |

    Vice is nice, but the room is wired for 220 and that’s five points for Gryffindor!

  10. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |

    Does 500 bath = 1000 shower?

  11. Frank Burns | 5:08 am |

    They really soak you with these fines.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    If you need your nosebleed adjusted monthly your time is running out.

  13. timmy | 5:20 am |

    The pillowcases mattress cots bedsheets contaminate
    used to be only 300 bath per point.
    Crooks!!!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |

    I like a room with a bath, but this is getting ridiculous!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:55 am |

    No problem of fining me if I am going to have 500 bathes with Ms Porn.

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:43 am |

    I thought I’d picked a good hotel but I think I’m gonna take a bath on this one.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:18 am |

    Nothing Else Mattress

    – Metallica

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:32 am |

    You need at least 5 MBaths to re-adjust the nosebleed.

  19. Marum | 10:16 am |

    I know it’s hot and sticky in Thailand, but what with all these baths. I’d rather have a shower.

    Oh! Baht!! Mmmfftt.

  20. Marum | 10:19 am |

    I thought I’d have a great night in the Hotel with my lover.
    However. She had her nosebleeds that week.

  21. Gooma | 10:24 am |

    Furniture buys the furniture?
    Possible I guess, we already have computers designing computers.

  22. Gooma | 10:25 am |

    I would gladly pay for the damages but I’m out of damm mmoney.

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 11:52 am |

    Take the blue pill and accept this corrupt reality or take the red pill and break out of your case in the electrical equipment room.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:57 am |

    I need this so bath

  25. Teal Glue | 2:29 pm |

    Tale of 500 baths

  26. Sparky | 3:17 pm |

    How many Baht for a bath?

  27. GwydionM | 3:27 pm |

    Our Vice comes with a contaminant at no extra charge.

    And our mattresses transform into pillow cases.

  28. ManaUser | 10:13 pm |

    I’m afraid to use the microwave at all. Can you imagine how much replacing a corrupt reality would cost?

  29. Um … in that case, forget the suite. I’ll just take a single.

  30. Jellychop | 5:25 am |

    But replacing reality is the reason I got the electrical equipment to begin with!

  31. iLock | 4:41 am |

    The suicide bomber made the tick tick a spattered like nosebleed,
    adjusted once. 72 virgins per point.

  32. iLock | 4:43 am |

    I only have a shower.
    Anyone wanna sell their bath for 1/500th of a point?

  33. Peter | 12:12 pm |

    500 baths with you for dammages?
    You’d better be handsomme ^_^

  34. Enclave | 1:55 am |

    The tick-tick will replace reality!

  35. MojaveGreen | 9:36 pm |

    If we can’t spatter tick ticks, how are we going to prevent Lymelyme disease?

  36. sirpaulfan | 11:53 pm |

    You’ll pay me the damaged stuff if I damage stuff? Nah, that doesn’t sound like a deal.

  37. Wax Frog | 3:38 pm |

    Put a sock on it goodbye the tick tick.

  38. AramK | 8:57 pm |

    I can ruin your place and all I need to do is take 500 baths??? Damn! As long as it doesn’t cost me Baht, I’ll be happy!

  39. Vice Contamminated The | 8:49 am |

    Don’t forget! You can’t spatter the tick ticks like a nosebleed or they wil make the reality un corrupted and transform the cots into pillowcases and mattresses!

  40. Audinac | 9:53 pm |

    Welcome to the Matrix, would you like a room?

  41. Zammy | 2:07 am |

    Spatter the tick tick will adjust the nosebleed. Only need to take 200 baths a month!

  42. Myself | 9:34 pm |

    Tick…tick…tick…tick…SPLATTER…tick…tick…tick…

  43. Myself | 9:37 pm |

    So how do you earn points? And let me ask you one question: if I get a point, and therefore earn 200 baths monthly (since I’m a tick tick spattered, not a pillow cases mattress cot bed sheets vice a contaminate), and I only take 150 baths, are the 50 unspent baths canceled at the end of the month, or do I start off the next month with 50 baths to take?

  44. Myself | 9:39 pm |

    I believe the corrupt reality is coming from the Vice in the pillow cases mattress cot bed sheets.

  45. Myself | 9:46 pm |

    The furniture will buy itself? Very meta!

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