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posted on 6 Jun 2014 in Household Items

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  1. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 6  

    My pet ants tell me they don’t have time for manicures.

  2. SF | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 4  

    It’s a testimony to the power of the human brain that you understand what they meant.

  3. Marum | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Hoist to your own Petard.

  4. Marum | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 2  

    Hic! Prospashers will be treshecuted. Hic!

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 6  

    What have you got against the poor citizens of Imitetia? This is blatant discrimination!

  6. Eccekio | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi. I’m from Elinas in the Alpha Centauri star sysem. You know. The Earth like planet with three Suns.
    Does an imternational Petant, apply to me?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    I trided to made a good captain butt I catn stop raughing

  8. Eccekio | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How did they escape. I thought we wiped out the Imitetians during the Great Intergalactic War

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Well, some of my best friends are petants!

  10. Marum | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    This is what happens, when the signwriter drinks too much Petanque.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Mate in Chita?

  12. Marum | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Donut repraise thiese genuine prastic items with an inietician

  13. Eccekio | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi. I’m from the planet Elias. You know, the one with three suns. Doews an imitetional Patent apply to me.

  14. Eccekio | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How did they survive anyway? I thought we wiped out the Imitetians in the Third Intergalactic War.

  15. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Intamationel Petants?

    God! What will those Catholic Priests get up to next?

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 6  

    Worst case of irritable vowel syndrome ever!

  17. algernon | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    lokay wont imetatians

  18. algernon | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    At least Frre Manicure set is spelt right

  19. jjhitt | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I’d neaver use imitrtians tow nael clieppers.

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    Made in Pandiego, Balifornia.

  21. Eccekio | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Hi. I’m from the planet Elias. You know, the one with three suns. Does an imtarmationel Patent apply to me.

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  22. Eccekio | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    How did they survive anyway? I thought we wiped out the Imitetians in the Third Intergalactic War.

  23. Eccekio | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you say: “Free paedophile Set?”

  24. DrLex | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouer traneslaiton sreuvice is aslo free!

  25. Biff the Understudy | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    How can they afford lawyers to prasecute imitetions? It’s a FREE manicure set.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Jak się masz, my name-a Borat, I make intarmationel movie film!

  27. EffEff | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They could have used a few pedants to help them with their “petants”

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, you’ve been warned.

  29. Lora | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Manicures for pet ants? I didn’t think they even had fingernails! But they look so cute sitting in their tiny little salon chairs…

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – No, Sir. A Fear Many-cars Tees Introcomfymental Pandieg until some petants, please.

  31. tadchem | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently they have a big problem with people who imitate free stuff.

  32. Big Fat Cat | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Imitators will be persecuted as infidels and hang.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNIMG: Expremay dengerlus

  34. GwydionM | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You Have Been Warmed!

  35. Lollerskate | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maed in bonnie Scotland

  36. Peter | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prasecutian also pandieg – hence non-existent – since the petants have not gone intarmationel yet ^_^

  37. sirpaulfan | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Coz if you make imitetians, we will rose money we get from giving these out for flee!

  38. Promicarus | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Violator will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam!

  39. SeanJohn | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We wernid yuo.

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