Bad Computer

posted on 26 Jul 2014 in Computer

Photo courtesy of Chris M. 
Found on video editing software in Japan. 

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  1. Chuck | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 4  

    Does it end ?

  2. jjhitt | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 4  

    Never underestimate the value of experience.

  3. jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 5  

    Of course it’s bad. It’s made out of giant rocks.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 5  

    WARNING: Bad PC detected. Press any key to discontinue.

  5. algernon | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    I’d send it back

  6. algernon | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 6  

    Perhaps it’s a Chinese copy

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 5  

    Bad computers must be punished!

  8. GwydionM | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 4  

    Your computer is nearly 3000 years old. Thinking about replacing it?

  9. Sparky | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 4  

    Was Stonehenge was built by rolling stones?

  10. Sparky | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    Stonehenge rocks.

  11. Sparky | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 3  

    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

  12. Frank Burns | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 3  

    That computer is a bad mother…….
    Shut your mouth!
    Just talking bout computer.
    We can dig it.

  13. Salome | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    This haiku doesn’t scan.

  14. Jay | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 4  

    Warning, this computer bytes!

  15. Marum | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    @Hei Fei. Thank you O omniscient one. I grovel before thy greatness.

    May I kiss the hem of your purple toga.

    BTW How is my English then?

  16. Marum | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    BAD COMPUTER. (hits with sledgehammer)

    Most cathartic. (In the sense of Primal Therapy, not purgative)

  17. Trixie | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    @Jay. So a megabyte is millions of tiny bytes. 😎

  18. Trixie | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Sowi computer: Ye audire no possum, Musa Sapientium fixe est in aure.

  19. trixie | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Ye = Te

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    @Trixie: 1048576 to be exact. Or 2097152 nybbles.

  21. trixie | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    @Anon Y. Wow! I think I need to have a cold shower.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 3  

    1. Turn it on
    2. If it’s bad, throw it through the Windows

  23. Marum | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    There are three engineers in a car. The car stops. One is an Electronics/Electrical Engineer who knew all about electronics, and electrical cabling, interfaces, etc. The other is a Mechanical Engineer who knew all about things mechanical. The third is a Microsoft Software Engineer who knew very little about anything.

    The first Engineer says: “I will check al the electronics, plugs and cabling to make sure the Computers will allow the car to run.”

    The second one says: “I will check all the mechanical componentry to make sure the car is capable of running.”

    The Microsoft Software Engineer says: “I don’t know if this will help, but why don’t we close the windows, and unload the suitcases. Then we can reload the suitcases, and open the windows, and see if it will run.”

  24. Marum | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    @72rd Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster. 😮

  25. Lora | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    User Unfriendly.

  26. ItalianPlumber | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s exactly what I told my dad earlier. “Ok” was not the answer!

  27. Droll not Troll | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 4  

    The computer seems to have made a monumental error.

  28. Droll not Troll | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    Bad computer! No cookies for you!

  29. Lollerskate | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    You only buy twice

  30. Mr. Wrong | 10:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    “If the software doesn’t work, keep changing your computer until it does.’ Now THAT’S the kind of software guarantee that will having people line up for more downloads!

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    @ Marum: Fenster Vista!

  32. kioku | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Except for the last bit it sounds almost Zen. I could see it going like this instead: A bad computer is experienced. A better computer is purchased. The best computer is earned.

  33. tadchem | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Please align the computer with the sunrise on June 21st.

  34. Jonathan | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Translation: A system incompatibility has been experienced. Please resolve this issue and re-run this application again.

  35. kedu | 9:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You no have compotur virus.

  36. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems legit.

  37. Tom Hunter | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum
    > Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster.
    Grammatically correct it’s “Wirf nicht den Komputer durch das Fenster.”

  38. Engrish East India Company | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Your computer is bad. Please dick-continue to foreign ancient thing.

  39. Bill Gates | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know that OSX had changed the look of it’s interface…

  40. Making Good Engrish Very | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So…you buy a better computer…and the older computer suddenly drops thing onto ur computer? Wow, great Engrish!

  41. Señor Coleccionista | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If is SOO experienced, why it is bad?

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder which is better: Bad, experienced computer or good, unexperienced one?

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