Photo courtesy of Chris M.
Found on video editing software in Japan.
Does it end ?
Never underestimate the value of experience.
Of course it’s bad. It’s made out of giant rocks.
WARNING: Bad PC detected. Press any key to discontinue.
I’d send it back
Perhaps it’s a Chinese copy
Bad computers must be punished!
Your computer is nearly 3000 years old. Thinking about replacing it?
Was Stonehenge was built by rolling stones?
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
That computer is a bad mother…….
Shut your mouth!
Just talking bout computer.
We can dig it.
This haiku doesn’t scan.
Warning, this computer bytes!
@Hei Fei. Thank you O omniscient one. I grovel before thy greatness.
May I kiss the hem of your purple toga.
BTW How is my English then?
BAD COMPUTER. (hits with sledgehammer)
Most cathartic. (In the sense of Primal Therapy, not purgative)
@Jay. So a megabyte is millions of tiny bytes. 😎
Sowi computer: Ye audire no possum, Musa Sapientium fixe est in aure.
Ye = Te
@Trixie: 1048576 to be exact. Or 2097152 nybbles.
@Anon Y. Wow! I think I need to have a cold shower.
1. Turn it on
2. If it’s bad, throw it through the Windows
There are three engineers in a car. The car stops. One is an Electronics/Electrical Engineer who knew all about electronics, and electrical cabling, interfaces, etc. The other is a Mechanical Engineer who knew all about things mechanical. The third is a Microsoft Software Engineer who knew very little about anything.
The first Engineer says: “I will check al the electronics, plugs and cabling to make sure the Computers will allow the car to run.”
The second one says: “I will check all the mechanical componentry to make sure the car is capable of running.”
The Microsoft Software Engineer says: “I don’t know if this will help, but why don’t we close the windows, and unload the suitcases. Then we can reload the suitcases, and open the windows, and see if it will run.”
@72rd Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster. 😮
That’s exactly what I told my dad earlier. “Ok” was not the answer!
The computer seems to have made a monumental error.
Bad computer! No cookies for you!
You only buy twice
“If the software doesn’t work, keep changing your computer until it does.’ Now THAT’S the kind of software guarantee that will having people line up for more downloads!
@ Marum: Fenster Vista!
Except for the last bit it sounds almost Zen. I could see it going like this instead: A bad computer is experienced. A better computer is purchased. The best computer is earned.
Please align the computer with the sunrise on June 21st.
Translation: A system incompatibility has been experienced. Please resolve this issue and re-run this application again.
You no have compotur virus.
> Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster.
Grammatically correct it’s “Wirf nicht den Komputer durch das Fenster.”
Your computer is bad. Please dick-continue to foreign ancient thing.
I didn’t know that OSX had changed the look of it’s interface…
So…you buy a better computer…and the older computer suddenly drops thing onto ur computer? Wow, great Engrish!
If is SOO experienced, why it is bad?
I wonder which is better: Bad, experienced computer or good, unexperienced one?
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